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  •  manicprogressive had the best version (4.00)
    Rove's nuts roasting on an open fire
    Chimpy nipping at the blow
    worthless alibis being sung by the choir
    And folks dressed up in prison clothes

    Everybody knows frog-marching and some
    resignations help to make the season bright
    Happy Kossacks with their eyes all aglow
    Will find it hard to sleep tonight

    They know that Fitzie's on his way
    He's got indictments and lots of charges on his sleigh
    And every mother's child is gonna spy
    To see if GOPigs really know how to fly

    And so I'm offering this simple phrase
    To kids from one to ninety-two
    Although it's been said many times, many ways
    Merry Fitzmas
    Merry Fitzmas
    Merry Fitzmas to you


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