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  •  How about a Wassail? (4.00)
    I've got a high-gravity spiced homebrew that should put everyone in the mood for this one!  

    Hey!  Remember when taking video of someone shooting a wounded Iraqi through the face as he lay on the ground was "treason"?  

    Ah, those were the days ... at LGF!  But, since we now have the real deal, let's ring in the new year.  

    It's Fitzmas, after all!  

    Twenty-two traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Twenty-two traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Twenty-one traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Twenty-one traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Twenty-one traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Twenty traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Twenty traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Twenty traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Nineteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Nineteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Nineteen traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Eighteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Eighteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Eighteen traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Seventeen traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Seventeen traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Seventeen traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Sixteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Sixteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Sixteen traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Fifteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Fifteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Fifteen traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Fourteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Fourteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Fourteen traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Thirteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Thirteen traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Thirteen traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Twelve traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Twelve traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Twelve traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Eleven traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Eleven traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Eleven traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Ten traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Ten traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Ten traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Nine traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Nine traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Nine traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Eight traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Eight traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Eight traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Seven traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Seven traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Seven traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Six traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Six traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Six traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Five traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Five traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Five traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Four traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Four traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Four traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Three traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Three traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Three traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    Two traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    Two traitorous thugs at the wall!  
    Two traitorous thugs!  
    The rifles speak and one of them falls:  
    One traitorous thug at the wall!  

    One traitorous thug at the wall!  
    One traitorous thug!  
    The rifles speak and that one falls:  
    No more traitorous thugs at the wall!  

    That'll put you in the mood!  Remember:  THERE'S A WAR ON
    .  

    "Freedom Isn't Free ... but Osama Is"

    MOMENT OF TRIUMPH

    by Grand Moff Texan on Wed Oct 19, 2005 at 09:43:21 AM PDT

    •  "WTF is GMT talking about?" (none)
      That would be this.  

      Or, if you like, this:  

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      "Freedom Isn't Free ... but Osama Is"

      MOMENT OF TRIUMPH

      by Grand Moff Texan on Wed Oct 19, 2005 at 09:46:34 AM PDT

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      •  ahh the Old Finger Smasher (none)
        brings back fond memories of my youth.  It's ugly, heavy and unweildy  but it's also the only rifle I ever fired  where I could put 5 in the black at 300 yards using iron sights without wearing my glasses.  Accurate just doesn't even begin to describe it.

        We now return you to your regularly scheduled Parody-a-Palooza, already in progress....

        Knowledge is power Power Corrupts Study Hard Be Evil

        by Magorn on Wed Oct 19, 2005 at 09:54:50 AM PDT

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        •  BLam! (none)
          BLam! BLam! BLam! BLam! BLam! BLam! BLam! pling...

          Comic book onomatopoeia for the M1 Garand.

          People in Eurasia on the brink of oppression: I hope it's gonna be alright... Pet Shop Boys: Introspective

          by rgilly on Wed Oct 19, 2005 at 10:11:01 AM PDT

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          •  My rifle instructor (none)
            a Korean war vet who fought at Choson, referred to the  distinct *ping of an empty clip ejecting as "A Chinese dinner bell"  as the sound usually trigged a human wave attack on the position.

            Knowledge is power Power Corrupts Study Hard Be Evil

            by Magorn on Wed Oct 19, 2005 at 10:16:16 AM PDT

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            •  But then... (none)
              the "guests for dinner" were blowing their trumpets, whistles, and firing off their eerie green tracers rounds...

              But eventually stopped cold by another "part of the dining service".

              Bon appetit!

              People in Eurasia on the brink of oppression: I hope it's gonna be alright... Pet Shop Boys: Introspective

              by rgilly on Wed Oct 19, 2005 at 10:35:40 AM PDT

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