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  •  Karl Rove Got Hit For A Retainer (4.00)
    Karl Rove got hit for a retainer
    Walking to the White House Fitzmas Eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
    But as for us librul' Amurricans, we believe.

    He'd been blabbin' to ol' Judy,
    And she asked him, did he know,
    If Val Plame was an NOC,
    He said, "Yes", so ol' Val's cover he did blow.

    When they found out Fitzams mornin',
    The details of the leak,
    They put handcuffs round' his sweatin' hands
    And said, "Don't drop the soap; watch your cheeks."

    Karl Rove got hit for a retainer
    Walking to the White House Fitzmas Eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
    But as for us librul' Amurricans, we believe.

    Now we ain't so proud of Chimpy,
    Sittin', wonderin' what to do.
    He knows his approval's in the 40's,
    Bet he wishes it was March of 2002.

    "Damn Fitzmas," says the Preznit,
    But it comes out like a quack.
    Dear Lame Duck, you gotta ask yourself,
    Did I make a mistake when I attacked Iraq?

    Karl Rove got hit for a retainer
    Walking to the White House Fitzmas Eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
    But as for us librul' Amurricans, we believe.

    Karl's goose is in the oven
    Cheney's headed for the brig.
    And I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby
    Has a husband who makes him squeal like a pig.

    I've told all my conservative neighbors,
    "Thanks for four more years of pain!"
    They should never elect a President
    To a Chimp who falls of Segways and snorts cocaine.

    Karl Rove got hit for a retainer
    Walking to the White House Fitzmas Eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
    But as for us librul' Amurricans, we believe.

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