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  •  Hi, God here. I resent this: (4.00)
    "If there was a God, they'd all be struck by lightning for being blasphemers. ...So much for God."

    Well cripes, what do you want of an I-Am-Who-Am like Me?  I'm pretty busy smiting the Me-less liberals with hurricanes and such.  The way I trashed the libertine revelers in New Orleans -- which included many homosexuals, by the way -- took a little while, and I don't have time for...

    Excuse me.  

    Hmm.

    My wife just informed me that the most libertine and homosexually-orientated parts of New Orleans were left relatively undamaged by My Holy Hurricane, whereas many solidly Red State-type fans of My Divine Self were subject to enormous loss and tragedy.  Well...what can I tell you.  Even God has a bad day.  My point is, I've got a lot to do, and sometimes I don't have time to --

    Excuse me again.

    Hmmm.  

    Hmmmm.

    My wife just informed me that I am NOT God, but an unemployed insurance salesman off his meds.  

    Sorry, and good night.  

    (...Oh, and apparently I have no wife.  That was the toaster talking.)

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