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  •  Stop me if you heard this. (4.00)
    Ok, so I take a sabbatical and I am not sure if you have heard this one, so here it is...


    An aide walks in to the oval office and says "Mister President, I have some bad news. Today we lost 2 Brazilian soldiers in Iraq!"

    The president, faints and is revived. He regains his composer and says to the aide the following.

    "I am going to have to address the nation about this, can you tell me exactly how many zeros there are in a Brazilian?"

    Remember to laugh today, love today and tell those who mean something to you, that they do.

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