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  •  Re: Open Thread (3.88 / 9)

    happy new year, and dear (insert applicable deity/universal principle here), i want a new president!

    following is one possible interpretation of the media's relation with the Howard Dean campaign this past year:

    Howard Dean: the emperor has no clothes!

    Media: hey, a new interesting fresh face!

    Howard Dean: the emperor has no clothes!

    Media: why is this guy so angry?

    Howard Dean: the emperor has no clothes!

    Media: why is this angry guy attracting a following? this must be some kind of a hippie-internet cult.

    Howard Dean: the emperor has no clothes and nobody is saying nothing!

    Media: gee, an outsider; the Democratic establishment must hate him.

    Howard Dean: the emperor is naked!

    Media: waffling flip-flopper!!

    Howard Dean: the emperor has no clothes!

    Media: this is a one note campaign that's peaked; an anti-Dean with tons of experience will emerge to take him down.

    Howard Dean: the emperor has no clothes!

    Media: well, as governor, Dean once went swimming wearing only a swimming trunk; he's also been known to have taken showers, without any clothes! what a hypocrite!!

    Howard Dean: the emperor has no clothes!

    Media: well, heck, he'll lose in a landslide in the general.

    following is what may happen next year (hey, is't possible):

    Howard Dean: the emperor has no clothes!

    Media: wow, he won! he's a genius! we knew it all along; but he's gonna have problems governing...

    well we'll see.

    cheers

    tensor

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