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Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice test.... No need to keep score. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened! Do you remember?
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year-old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors, and leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 & 40 alone because of profiling.
Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves if they have any such sense.
As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."
by professorhojo on Sun May 23, 2004 at 08:42:35 AM PDT
OK, maybe putting Hitler into office was a bigger mistake, but he was actually elected, though without a outright majority.
Pretty accurate about the lightbulb. Of course, they would have to invade Sweden because of stock piling lighbulbs, then blame the french for being "anti-American" and liberals of being "unpatriotic" then blame Hilary Clinton for the recession and a loss of another zillion jobs because of Bush' corporata buddies decide to move to China permanently.
Oh yes, the Clinton Administration is Always to blame for the ridicolous incompetenc of the GOP White House and The Hill.
The Bush Administration: Delivering Pain, Suffering, Destruction and Death Worldwide since 2001
by Jonesyboy on Sun May 23, 2004 at 08:51:21 AM PDT
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The perpatrator was:
a. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
b. Lyndon Baines Johnson
c. Alfred Murrah
d. White supremacist Christian males.
"I was so easy to defeat, I was so easy to control, I didn't even know there was a war." -9.75, -8.41
by RonV on Sun May 23, 2004 at 09:30:30 AM PDT
Genetic evidence for complex speciation of humans and chimpanzees
by doug r on Sun May 23, 2004 at 11:28:09 AM PDT
I mean, if we wanted to prove that airport screeners should be looking at teenagers we've got enough school shootings to make that case.
Why are people so damn stupid?
by MissLaura on Sun May 23, 2004 at 12:42:37 PM PDT
Turn ons: progressives, Democrats with spines Turn offs: conservatives, people named Bush, John McCain
by Unstable Isotope on Sun May 23, 2004 at 01:18:27 PM PDT
by Draelius on Sun May 23, 2004 at 01:21:36 PM PDT
Once it's explained to them in short words, the response is usually, "Um, yeah, but...look! A monkey!"
by YT on Sun May 23, 2004 at 10:41:00 AM PDT
"Presumptuous" is the new "uppity"
by TealVeal on Sun May 23, 2004 at 03:00:16 PM PDT
by minusp on Mon May 24, 2004 at 11:28:54 AM PDT
wide narrow
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