No one could have imagined that the Chicken would cross the road.  Now that it has, I can assure you that we will do all we can to understand any future road crossings.

George W. Bush:

The chicken is an evil doer who hates freedom. Had I known the chicken was going to cross the road, I certainly would have known why.  At any rate, the chicken crossing the road is just a lone bad apple and it's just now being brought to my attention.  Oh, and terrorism, terrrism, 9/11.

Joe Liberman:

No one asked al Qaeda why the chicken crossed the road so we shouldn't have to answer that question.