First Debate: During an intense discussion, Kerry refers to Bush as "Mr. Quayle".

First Debate: Bush tries to impress the crowd by speaking Bush Spanglish. Teresa Kerry, seated in the audience, yells out, "Shut the fuck up, El  Presidente"

Second Debate: Bush parades a series of old Kerry foes on the stage, including his ex-wife and William Weld. Kerry responds by bringing in Ann Richards and Poppy.

Second Debate: In the closing moments, the camera catches Dick Cheney hiding inside the podium with flashcards.

Third Debate: When Kerry asks a question Bush cannot answer, Chimpy begins to strip down to his Hanes and has conjugal relations with Jim Lehrer.

Third Debate: Bush beings referring to himself in the third-person. "Bush angry", "Bush want food", and so.

Third Debate: In the closing moments, Bush loses control of all mental faculties and promptly defecates on the podium.