Daily Kos

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  •  I want a President who: (4.00 / 4)

    ...is hated around the globe.

    ...embarrasses US citizens on a daily basis.

    ...can not correctly complete a sentence.

    ...hijacks Christianity for his own personal agenda.

    ...steals elections because he can't actually win without cheating.

    ...lost his Driver's License due to DUI's.

    ...is afraid of horses.

    ...avoids military service.

    ...spends 40% of his time on vacation.

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