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  •  After all... (none / 1)

    It's the best time of the year. :)
    •  Yeah, but... (none / 0)

      Can it compare with the Big Rock Candy Mountain, Lavendar Blue, or The Ugly Bug Ball (one and all)

      Well Dayum! The Fat Lady just sang her tits right off!

      by homogenius on Sat Dec 24, 2005 at 04:59:48 PM PDT

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      •  Big Rock Candy Mountain, hmm? (none / 1)

        I've got a parody version -- or two -- of that one :)

        The Grand Old Party Mountains

        Sample:


        In the Grand Old Party Mountains the hearts are made of coal
        And you can lie all that you want -- soon as you sell your soul
        There ain't no damn trial lawyers, no taxes, laws or courts
        So you're goin' to stay where you'll slave all day
        Where we shoot the jerks who won't be serfs
        In the Grand Old Party Mountains

        and quickly! The good news!

        The Democratic Mountains


        In the Democratic Mountains the people rule the land
        And the laws that they promulgate are honored to a man
        There ain't no second-guessing courts, no calls to break the law
        So I mean to stay where I'm free all day
        Where no wingnuts lurk `cause rule of law works
        In the Democratic Mountains

        I'll see you all now standing tall in the Democratic Mountains

        It was meant to be funny a while ago.

        Now I realize, perhaps there's pow'r in them words. :)

        •  Oh, lordy--that's some scary shit! (none / 0)

          Did we ever really believe it would get this bad back in 2000? Even on election night when I was howling at the moon in my underwear on the balcony (OK, there might have been some beer involved) I had no idea it would get halfway near this bad.

          Well Dayum! The Fat Lady just sang her tits right off!

          by homogenius on Sat Dec 24, 2005 at 05:12:42 PM PDT

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          •  I knew. (none / 1)

            But I put all those trepidations in a sea chest and tossed it overboard.

            The Kraken came out of the depths, regardless.

            2000 went the way it did because it was a struggle for control of the greatest treasure ever assembled -- the budget surplus.

            The Pubs just offered sufficient bribes to a wide enough circle of key personnel to make their bid happen.

            I remain convinced to this day that the main reason the media is so docile toward Bush is that they got their piece of the action then, and they are getting it now.

            Ditto for certain Dems.

            It'd be tinfoil material, except Occam's Razor has trouble explaining why the media has so thoroughly abandoned its role in a free society as first among speakers to power, not for it.

            And the same blade explains quite nicely why they've done it: they are in the game. So many omissions favoring Bush, so many commissions discrediting his enemies, so many collusions placing the national interest second to Bush's interest -- or those of the media itself.

            They are partners in this.

            That is why they fear us terribly. We're meek, like mice.

            But mice are persistent little cusses -- and they reproduce quickly.

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