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  •  well, I should mention... (4.00 / 8)

    ...I once had a patient who had his entire arm up to the elbow stuck in his rectum. It was rather amusing, though not for the poor fellow. I asked him, "Why on earth did you do that?" and he replied, "Because you paid me to, you freak!" Clearly, the man was delusional. An interesting case indeed.

    Only Democrats need to "pay for" any of their proposals; it's just understood that Republicans are "fiscal conservatives." - Atrios

    by Johnny Gentle Famous Crooner on Sat May 28, 2005 at 09:01:15 PM PDT

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    •  Did you hear about... (4.00 / 3)

      ...the proctologist who had a patient who had swallowed his glass eye? The doctor said "I've looked up thousands of assholes, but this is the first one that ever looked back."

      -- "I decline utterly to be impartial between the fire brigade and the fire." ~Winston Churchill

      by Eleftheria on Sun May 29, 2005 at 02:24:55 AM PDT

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