I for one will sleep so much better at night knowing my government representatives are on the job holding not I, not II, not III, but IV FULL COMMITTEE hearings on the nation-destroying scourge of steroid use among athletes.

Yessiree bobtail. A real Government Reform priority, you ask me.

This hearing (like most, actually) is just a "mike opp," to afford Reps leisure to pontificate on the subject (as long as they pontificate in the form of a question). Then the Rep can issue a press release and the hometown paper can write, "In Washington today, Rep. Feeblefutz had this to say about steroid use...."