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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
by dataguy on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 07:57:13 AM PDT
On the last day of creation god looked into his toolbox and realized that he had two abillities left that he hadn't distributed. Since Adam and Eve were his favorite creations he decided to give them a bonus.
So god came to them and said "Okay I've got two more gifts left in my box, and since you guys are my only intelligent creature I'm gonna let you pick who gets what"
"okay the first thing I've got here is 'The Ability to Pee Standing Up'"
Well, Adam got awfully excited about that one and he jumped up and said "oh! oh! give that one! that would be so great! Being able to go pee anywhere I want without even having to slow down! I mean I could write my name in the snow, not have to leave the Shower to take a leak, yeah that'd be awesome! oh me! give it to me"
and Eve said "well if he wants it so badly, go ahead and give it to him, I 'll just take whatever's left"
And God said: "okay Adam, you can now Pee standing up" an Lo, Adam grew a penis
Goid then looked at Eve and said "well the only other thing I've got left is "the Ability to Have Multiple Orgasms'....
Knowledge is power Power Corrupts Study Hard Be Evil
by Magorn on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 08:09:50 AM PDT
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Outta here, I don't deal well with sites that condone racism.
by fabooj on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 08:37:38 AM PDT
by Magorn on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 01:04:43 PM PDT
by Byron from Denver on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 08:39:09 AM PDT
We were just practice. Me, I want a little ink-pouch I can squirt at people who freak me out.
by Spit on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 09:19:14 AM PDT
by Magorn on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 01:07:32 PM PDT
fact does not require fiction for balance
by mollyd on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 02:12:01 PM PDT
Maybe God just forgot to carry a two or something somewhere, which I could understand, as I'm perpetually losing a sign or some stupid shit (the area is... lessee, negative 26!). But then I guess there goes that whole infallibility thing, POOF.
And us females had to get something exceptional out of that whole "you'll be in excruciating pain once a month" deal. But maybe that's just my opinion.
by Spit on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 09:16:29 AM PDT
"And if you vant a second opinion -- you are ugly too!"
by sagesource on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 09:17:31 AM PDT
by tjb22 on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 09:33:06 AM PDT
Most men still think women get off from vaginal intercourse, that's a design flaw in men. You're also conflating sex and gender. It's men/women males/females, not men/females. One is biological, the other is social.
Women are just better at faking it than men.
Flee fro the prees and dwelle in sothfastnesse.
by mismolly on Fri Aug 12, 2005 at 02:07:12 AM PDT
wide narrow
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