Wolf:  Our top story: President Bush has today made an extraordinary announcement to take control of the Executive Branch of the federal government!  Stay tuned for our bipartisan discussion between Republican Senator Rick Santorum, who, by the way, was overwhelmingly elected in 2000 from Pennsylvania and failed Democratic candidate Lyndon LaRouche.  But first, let's go to Jack Cafferty for the Cafferty file.  Jack!

Jack:  Thanks Wolf!  What I can't understand is how this affects traffic in New York.  I work here and have to get out of this godforsaken place every night and, what with the UN having all these heads of state here, I don't know how I'm gonna take it.

Wolf:  Try the subway Jack!

Jack:  Yeah, like I'm going to fucking do that!  But, uh, meanwhile, CNN President Walter SuckUp, has submitted our daily CaffertyFile question...

Wolf:  Wow!  For him to take time off from his hectic schedule and come up with that extraordinary question...

Jack: Wolf!  I haven't said it...

Wolf: Go ahead Jack!

Jack:  Uh, yeah, it's "Is John Roberts the Greatest Thang Since Sliced Bread?"   You know, the more I think about it, he's a shoo-in.  No question about it.  Anyway, send your e-mails to Caffertyfile.com

Wolf:  Yeah, you're right there!  What an extraordinary question!  What an extraordinary day! Coming up, Senator Santorum!  Stay with us!