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  •  Good Fucking God... (3.94 / 19)

    ...that was genius....

    beautiful...witty...vitriolic...verbose....

    buy this man a beer...Hunter has GOT it..

    Republican recruitment for the 82nd Chairborne at an all-time high...

    by topicalstorm on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 03:38:24 PM PDT

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    •  Sheepish Tip Jar here, I guess. (4.00 / 414)

      ... since people downthread are asking for one.

      On the bright side, I feel a lot damn better right now.

      •  This may be... (4.00 / 5)

        ...too subtle for them, Hunter. Beautiful job!
      •  Bowing virtual forehead to the ground... (4.00 / 7)

        We are not worthy.
        We are not worthy.
        We are not worthy.
        We are not worthy....

        "I'm not a humanitarian. I'm a hell-raiser." Mother Jones

        by histopresto on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 03:49:31 PM PDT

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      •  I am in awe. (4.00 / 20)

        I wish I could only think a rant like that in one stream of consciousness, let alone write it!

        Wow.

        You've just summed up five years of anger that I have harbored and let it explode in a single, pleasurable outburst that only consenting adults should engage in.

        Thanks, my man.  I'll be sharing this one far and wide.

        He who gives up liberty in exchange for security is deserving of neither

        by joby on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 03:50:52 PM PDT

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      •  We're not worthy.... (4.00 / 17)

        Magnificent righteous wrath, Hunter.  These freak-show rejects really need to get it with both barrels until Ann Coulter's Aryan features wither from shame, Pat Buchanan's jowls vibrate like a drum, and George Bush's head explodes from the pressure of all the crap jammed therein.

        Light the torch.  I'll gather pitchforks.

        Hanoi didn't break John McCain, but Washington did.

        by Dallasdoc on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 03:51:30 PM PDT

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      •  I regret that I have only 1 four to give... (4.00 / 25)

        This has to be one of my top ten favorite blog posts ever. Republican's always seem to accuse their opponents of their own crimes.
        •  It's called projection... (4.00 / 4)

          Ain't psychology grand??
          •  Damn straight its projection (none / 0)

            Look at how they act.  The engineer a situation that is all fucked up, gay marriage, moral decay, and other bullshit.  And who do they blame it on?  The liberals, the liberal media, the liberal college professors, the liberal judges and so on.  And they only have one solution to their fictional problems.  It isn't to end the problem, it is more power for themselves.

            Pride goeth before destruction, And a haughty spirit before a fall. Proverbs 16:8

            by PJ 7 on Fri Sep 30, 2005 at 07:21:49 AM PDT

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      •  I feel (3.80 / 5)

        a lot damned better, too.

        Very, very nice.

        Really nice.

        We are, indeed, not worthy.

        Je suis inondé de déesses

        by Marc in KS on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 03:55:14 PM PDT

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      •  hmm (3.87 / 8)

        hunter, i think you miss the menace implicit in this guy's post

        of course republicans are the real perps of these actions, that is not in dispute, not any more than that of hitler's claims that the poles were threatening the germans.

        his threat, though, is to be taken seriously, because look at what happened to the falsely accused poles . . .

        truthfully, i read noonan's piece, and i dont get angry, i get chills

        its hard to drink all day unless you start in the morning

        by The Exalted on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 03:57:12 PM PDT

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        •  I understand (4.00 / 2)

          Really, I do.  I feel that way sometimes too, until I remind myself that there are more of us.  More of the sane, that is.  More of the empathetic.

          I have to tell myself that some days or else I'd never want to go out of the house or talk to anyone.

          •  keirdubois (4.00 / 11)

            Also they're cowards at heart from Dear Leader on down.

            "There is nothing more stimulating than a case where everything goes against you." S.H.

            by Carnacki on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 04:11:53 PM PDT

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            •  True (4.00 / 4)

              Do we ever see any of them with their shirts off?  No, for their dull, dirty yellow spines would then be visible to all.
            •  Since they even enlist (none / 0)

              ...for a war they claim to dearly love, I'm not too worried.

              When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic. -Benjamin Franklin

              by MissAnneThrope on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 05:07:32 PM PDT

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              •  Nothing New Here (4.00 / 9)

                During Watergate some of Dick's die-hard supporters were screaming about blood running in the streets, etc.. Don't seem to recall any when Nixon took that last ride to San Clemente. There were rumors of Nixon plotting some kind of coup towards the end. But none of it amounted to anything and the Pentagon was ready to put any illegal orders from the White House on permanent Hold.

                And when this clown act goes down like the Nixon crowd did, there'll be a lot of frothing at the mouth and nothing more. I mean, who's going to do the fighting on the other side? A military that's been treated like kitchen help for the past four years? Not likely. As for right-wing civilians--well, just cut off their Cheetohs and they'll surrender without firing a shot. We're not talking Army of Northern Virginia here. Au contraire. Swivel-chair hussars is more like it.

                Whatever is real is different.-- B. Traven

                by angry blue planet on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 06:47:57 PM PDT

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        •  Absolutely, (3.66 / 3)

          Rather than reading them the riot act, we should start calling the FBI on these folks, or local cops wherever the servers reside, and I hope someone has copied the Travis County DA...

          siamo uomini o caporali?

          by TOTO rules on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 04:54:13 PM PDT

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        •  I have the same feeling (4.00 / 11)

          The civilizing force in my life tells me I'm a little off sometimes, and given that she's a mental health professional she may be on to something.  Be that as it may, I do not lose sight of the fact that these swine want to take this country back to the gilded era, want to establish a hereditary aristocracy where they and their offspring can reign, want it more than anything else and quite frankly don't care who (other than themselves) has to die to make it happen.

          We all know the rush to war was absolute bullshit, of course.  The cakewalk and thrown flowers just pleasant fiction to sell the populace.  Members of the reality based community understood that.  But that doesn't preclude some of the neo-con whack jobs from actually believing their own words.  They may very well have believed, based on Gulf War I, that we could invade in early 2003, knock over our old puppet dictator and put a new one in his place, prop things back up and have our battle-hardened, urban warfare ready troops back on American soil ahead of November 2004.  Just in case of emergency...

          What if things hadn't gone well with the election and people decided to protest - really protest - the outcome?  Do you think this cabal would hesitate to kill several thousand Americans in order to further their goals?  Looked at the news out of Iraq lately?  Have you wondered why a group who manages such tight control over their people and their message managed to leave so many visible fingerprints on the election?  Maybe they believed the charade would be unnecessary and started their planning late, once the situation became clear.

          As so many people here have said, that's crazy.  Crazy doesn't mean it isn't accurate.  I agree with Hunter.  I will be God-damned if these fascist pigs are going to take the country my parents and their parents and so on back struggled to build.  If they want a fight, then I say bring it on, and unlike the coward in chief, I'm willing to say it without having 10,000 armed troops shielding me.  I would love to have this out in the open, instead of everyone standing around pretending to not understand what the other side is doing.  I've done some competitive fighting; let me give you one word of advice from that experience: don't ever underestimate your enemy.

          These folks are playing for keeps, and the worst mistake you can make is to forget there is no limit to how far they will go.  This is street fighting, carried to the boardroom.  Eye gouging is permitted.  Don't ever forget that your life means nothing to them, any more than our men and women returning home flag-draped.  You are a means to an end.  As our President is fond of telling us, he sleeps well at night.  If you were gunned down on an American street by an American soldier, they wouldn't lose a minute of sleep over it.  Read Noonan's post as a warning shot.

          So Mark, if I can call you that, I notice you've got a big, fat cigar in your mouth.  Want a light?

          No longer a Grand Party. Just an Old one.

          by EeDan on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 06:25:21 PM PDT

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          •  i dont disagree with anything you say (none / 1)

            but i get chills because i feel like, to the extent this noonan character is at all connected with the right mainstream, his little call to arms both follows and *is* the blueprint for republican intimidation, and, dare i say it, takeover. . .

            its hard to drink all day unless you start in the morning

            by The Exalted on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 06:34:00 PM PDT

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            •  It's worthwhile keeping in mind (none / 1)

              that this fascist comes from the Randall Terry end of the party. Inspiring others to violence is part of their M.O.

              The Republican Party: Reinventing government, the same way they reinvented New Orleans

              by QuestionableSanity on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 06:46:59 PM PDT

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              •  re:Yes (none / 0)

                If you can stomach it, go to Blogs for Bush and read the comments.  My favorite commenter is the guy who thinks civil war is inevitable, and since it's obvious (to him) who will win, we might as well get it over with.  He makes a deeply cogent point about how the Carthaginians didn't much like it when the Romans kicked their asses, but hey!, that's history.

                Another clever fellow argues that Bill and Hillary, whom the LLL (?) are always claiming are victims of the politics of personal destruction, are the true master practitioners.  Now let me see . . . I can think of about 50 conservatives that routinely attack Hillary's character.  It's actually difficult to think of a major conservative talking head that doesn't.  How many character assassinations can you remember Hillary perpetrating?

            •  Well said - I totally agree. (none / 0)

              This is a no joke chilling threat from sociopaths who cannot handle being challenged and so typical of the thugs who run this country.
        •  threat? (none / 1)

          Who cares?

          Honestly I don't give a rats ass about these pontzes threats.  If they feel that froggy they had better jump.  I have been waiting for the better part of the last 20 years for these limp dicks to finally screw up their courage to the point that they take a poke at the left.

          Not kidding, anyone with an eye for history and a nervous stomach could see the trend line....

          If you are really worried?

          Buy a rifle 250 rounds of ammo, and wait.

          If these gutless punks, these Goldbergian chickenhawks want to take a chance of a REAL civil war, they will not like the outcome.  As there are far to many former military in OUR ranks and far to many beer swilling good ol' boys in theirs.  I can stil put a quarter size group in a target at 500 yards, and can do so while under pressure.

          All in all a civil war might not be that bad a thing.. feed the tree of liberty with the blood of republican tyrants in training, and drive the whack jobs into the sea.

          But it won't come to that unless they are stupid and throw the first "punch".  The left is not known for that kind of thing, so they would have to be the initiator of the violence.  And in so doing doom them and their ideology to extinction.  And they know that!  That is why they will make these idle threats to spook you.  They want to make themselves look "bigger", so you don't notice that they have no teeth or claws to prevent you from making a meal of them.

        •  Don't bothered getting worked up (3.50 / 2)

          over the comments of  Nobody like Mark Noonan.  He's the idiot progeny of Ronnie Raygun's favorite Sunshine and Lollipops speechwriter Peggy, and apparently the both reside somewhere where the oxygen is just a touch thin, and reality is at right angles to the one we observe.

          As hunter says ths is the old Republican game.

            Its like the school bully back in grade school who'd attack you and then call you a sissy if you told the teacher; but on the day you finally stood up and gave him a shot right between the eyes, immediately went screaming for the principal.

          The funniest, most Ironic thing of all is that it was REPUBLICANS who used to declare in the middle 80's that Liberals were evil becuase they didn't believe in absolute right and wrong, and instead preached "situational ethics"...

          Knowledge is power Power Corrupts Study Hard Be Evil

          by Magorn on Fri Sep 30, 2005 at 07:28:04 AM PDT

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      •  eloquent rant - music to my eyes! (4.00 / 5)

      •  BEST. FUCKING. RANT. EVER!!!! (4.00 / 4)

        Hunter, that was awesome.  Thank you so much for the cathartic release.
      •  Brilliant. Just brilliant. (4.00 / 5)

        I think I'm in love.  

        Liberal: "I still think it's a respectable word. Its root is "liber," the Latin word for "free," and isn't that what we are all about?"--Mary McGrory

        by mini mum on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 04:08:06 PM PDT

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      •  Reminding us all why (4.00 / 8)

        you were placed on the frontpage.

        F*ing brilliant.  Really and truly.

        As they like to say on the Eschaton comment threads:  Hit 'Em With A Chair!

        -- Stu

      •  no need to be sheepish (none / 1)

        You're deserving of any and all kudos you get.  This is how I would write if I could write well.

        just really tired of all the bullshit.

        by bitterguy on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 04:17:06 PM PDT

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      •  Hunter, hunter (4.00 / 9)

        You really need to re-write this in words of one syllable for them. /snark

        That being said - don't change a word.  It is perfection.  Well done!

      •  You say you feel better now? (4.00 / 5)

        Hell, I feel like I've had a thorough high colonic!  That was superb, Hunter!  Mes hommages and keep on hitting the high notes!

        It's the Supreme Court, Stupid!

        by Radiowalla on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 04:22:37 PM PDT

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        •  Ditto all enthused comments above (3.83 / 6)

          absolutely effing fantabulistic.  

          Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, it did, as you nailed them again, and AGAIN and AGAIN on every point.  Ahhhhhh.  

          And isn't it amazing that the minute their people are going down in flames, they immediately start threatening the eruption of some kind of fiery cataclysm?  These people live with their fingers so close to the trigger that I too wonder how far they will go when they realize that the game is completely, absolutely, and entirely up.  Remember Florida 2000 - when they sent their shock troops down to Florida to chant in angry unison outside the recount room and stab the air with pointy, manicured fingers.  Ohh! Said the RW pundits -  Gore's stubborn refusal to be a good loser is fomenting anarchy among the locals!  Yuhh.

          Ooo, I gotta read your piece again, Hunter - yum yum!  

          (Is there any way to provide a permanent link to it on the dkos front page?)    
           

          Reality addict - can't get enough of seeing it all clearly

          by writeout on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 04:41:32 PM PDT

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      •  I'm holding (4.00 / 8)

        a burning cigarette lighter up in the air right now after reading this.
      •  Fabulous (4.00 / 2)

        Hard to pick just one but i think this is my favorite.

        dares disturb the thin strands of alternate reality in which George W. Bush is an intellectual giant,
        Hunter 9/29/05
      •  Rantastic!!! (4.00 / 4)

        I'd like to hear that on the floor of the Senate.
      •  Hunter (4.00 / 4)

        Thank you.  Time and again you have put into eloquent rants my thoughts and fellings about this administration.

        Keep it up.  Your clarity on these issues helps save my sanity.

      •  addendum: "playback's a bitch" (none / 1)

        nicely done fella'

        nicely done.

        "There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot be realized until personal experience has brought it home." John Stuart Mill

        by kuvasz on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 04:47:34 PM PDT

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      •  Make love to me, Hunter (4.00 / 6)

        Make love to me and never EVER stop.

        This is the best thing ever written.  Fuck you Shakespeare and sit down Emerson.  Talentless hacks, both of you.  

        "Raybin is not a lying maniac. I've found this person to be an extremely clever and devious lying conartist, but never a maniac."--RElland on Daily Kos

        by Raybin on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 04:50:03 PM PDT

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      •  Bartender... DRINKS FOR EVERYONE! (4.00 / 4)

        A 4 for Hunter?... Hell... a 4 for everyone that even read it.

        Hunter has out-outraged Mike Malloy.

      •  You are... (4.00 / 3)

        The Master!

        None that rant come before you!  Hallowed be thy rage!

        ePluribus Media - Truth be told.

        by Stoy on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 05:51:44 PM PDT

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      •  Thanks Hunter (4.00 / 5)

        I feel your outrage and disgust, and I feel lot at better now that you expressed it.  You go!
      •  Thanks Hunter (none / 0)

        I feel your outrage and disgust, and I feel lot at better now that you expressed it.  You go!
      •  Note to myself (4.00 / 3)

        Never piss off Hunter or your ass is grass.

        Dana Garrett http://delawarewatch.blogspot.com/

        by Dana Garrett on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 06:09:20 PM PDT

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      •  I am weeping... (4.00 / 2)

        In both style and content, this was one of the best fucking rants I have ever read. I feel more alive simply from having gazed at the words. I feel stronger. I feel complete. I feel at one with the world and at one with the word. God bless you, dear Hunter -slayer of pundits and trapper of placaters. Rest your soul, for you must be tired from your journey.
      •  Hunter, it has been an absolute pleasure (4.00 / 3)

        to read your words of late. They capture my fury and feelings beautifully. Thank you.

        "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." Mark Twain

        by mentaldebris on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 07:40:31 PM PDT

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      •  Thank you (none / 1)

        That was inspired!

        Have another 4.

      •  Can you O.D. on mojo? (none / 1)

        If so, hoping my 4 doesn't put you over the limit -- and wishing I had more of them to give you.
      •  Moon Shot! (none / 1)

        That post towers over any other I've seen on browser. I like a good rant such as Steve Gilliard cranks out once in a while, and I can write one myself, but something that magnificent would have taken me 3 days without food or smokes.

        That's not only the Moon Shot, but the Moon Landing. The Hope diamond of Democratic sentiment.

        And it's going on my wall. Thank you, Brother.

        •  "And it's going on my wall." (none / 0)

          Thanks for reminding me that actual paper is still in use, and very useful for some things. This is one of them. I'm hitting the print button next, and doing a copy machine run tomorrow to hand-out to friends.
      •  Vincre Fucking Foster... (none / 0)

        indeed!
          Wow! Just had to stop and say that is just the best freeeking rant I've read in... ever!
            Your visceral response to the ill-mannered blogger and the right-wing and their divisive, mean-spirited brand of politics over the last 25 years was a complete joy to read (not to mention they've been wrong on every issue of import since 1994 and the result has been the death of many for no good reason. - I will e-mail everyone I know with this.
          Thank-you and Mazeltov!

        As for Vince Fucking Foster, I could never understand how all these right wing people could get away with this particular smear and why no one was villified or taken to task for saying such horrible and false things.
          Can you even imagine the things that may have been uttered if Hillary had run over her boyfriend when she was younger?

        "You call this bicameral government? Hah!" - Homer Simpson

        by karlpk on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 10:08:25 PM PDT

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    •  God, Hunter is so hot! (4.00 / 4)

      I love the way Hunter types.  It's so damn sexy.  

      -3.63, -4.46 "Choose something like a star to stay your mind on- and be staid"

      by goldberry on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 04:51:09 PM PDT

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    •  Shake giant foam hands (4.00 / 4)

      with the devil. Well said hunter>
    •  Ctl C Hunter's rant... (none / 0)

      ...and send it to every rightwing talk show dickhead you know so they can get their audience good and fired up.

      Our problem is we haven't sunk our teeth into their collective asses.

      They ain't seen nothing yet.

    •  Well said! (none / 0)

      Beer, hell! Bring us a Bushmills and leave the bottle....
    •  What kind? (none / 0)

      Hunter deserves whatever beer he likes. So what kind is it?

      Seriously, this is a most excellent diary. It is a near perfect expose of the well-known GOP hypocrisy to which the MSM is, unfortunately, all too blind.

      Let's hope the American people don't share that myopia. Christ, at least Delay will get a fair trial. That's more than can be said for a lot of the victims of the great Republican attack machine.

    •  I just looked in one more time, and... (none / 0)

      have to be to work in a little less than an hour, so I can't hang out and read the 500 plus comments to this diary. So, while I'm doubtless repeating what's already been said better than I could ever hope to, that was an absolutely thrilling, gave-me-shivers-it-was-was-that-good, diary. Hunter just keeps surpassing himself in his ability to inspire, whether it be with righteous anger, or with hope. Okay, that's it, just wanted to add my two cents, time to head for work. I'll enjoy everyone's the comments in the morning.

      Alito. Kennedy. Roberts. Scalia. Thomas.
      More important than ever: ERA NOW!

      by greeseyparrot on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 10:49:54 PM PDT

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