I think one of us needs to find the current person "overseeing the emergency services divisions" of Edmund, and see how qualified you really have to be to get that job. Get the tour. Maybe take some pictures of their equipment, and do a tally of the number of incidents that they currently have to deal with. Then, ask around about what the town was like back in 1978 when "Brownie" had his gig "overseeing the emergency services divisions", and maybe even find someone who knew him back then. Do an interview. Find some old photos of the dumpy town just northeast of OKC.

I'm guessing that this information will not make him look qualified to oversee a friggin' Wendy's, much less FEMA.