Debate which first acknowledges that George Bush is a brilliant wartime leader, to be followed blindly.  Then moves on to praise him profusely for keeping everyone in this country safe from terrorists.  Then bestows love and blessings for the future of His Reign of Goodness.  (Oh, and omits the "debate" part.)

Fair warning:  Any deviation from the above debate format will be met with a torrent of personal slander, slime and shameless lies from Bush's political machine, beginning with Cheney, Rove, and McClellan, then oozing its way stinkily through the TV, radio, and internet propaganda network of the Republican party.  

That may sound like a harsh price to pay.  But cripes, it's your own fault if you wind up being slimed.  I mean, they're just trying to have a responsible debate.  Why would you go and mess that up by including some actual debate in that "responsible debate?"