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  •  Or like... (4.00 / 17)

    ...shooting 500 geese released right in front of me?  ;-)

    Arrogant lips are unsuited to a fool-- how much worse lying lips to a ruler - Proverbs 17:7

    by BarbinMD on Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 03:29:21 PM PDT

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    •  or a 78 yr old drunk guy (4.00 / 12)

      Yell Louder!!! @ Docudharma

      by buhdydharma on Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 03:56:05 PM PDT

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      •  Hey B what do you think of this... (4.00 / 5)

        "Today vp dick Cheney was forced to resign after shooting a member of his hunting party in the face."

        "After it became clear the liberal media wouldn't let this non story drop the vp decided he had become a distraction from the real threats facing the nation and agreed stepping down was the best way to refocus the nation on the life and death struggle against radical islamist"

        "Jeb bush, the presidents brother has been nominated  to fill the vacancy and GOP insiders are saying the only way to win the war on terror is to assure a bush remains in the white house"

        "Reporting from deep, deep inside the white house I'm Jeff Gannon"

        Let's make rope.

        by AnonymousArmy on Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 05:00:55 PM PDT

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        •  The theme is correct (4.00 / 2)

          Though it will be health reasons related to stress. I feel a pinochet defense coming.

          The only misstep you've made is Jeb Bush. George Allen  (even without Gracie) is a more likely choice and he is starting to distance himself from Bush already. Of course the point of replacing Cheney is too have a smooth transition in 08. Both Condi and Jeb are natural assumptions, but to think the repubs would run or elect a black lesbian dominatrix is too surreal even for the 21st century. As for Jeb, evidently you're not aware of The Panda Photos, Neal 'hocked' them in the early nineties during the S & L fallout. If the Flight Attendent had died, he wouldn't even be Governor.

          Yell Louder!!! @ Docudharma

          by buhdydharma on Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 07:05:11 PM PDT

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        •  Not Jeb, McCain (none / 0)

          I really don't think McCain has been so friendly with Dubya because he likes him.  Some kind of agreement going on there.

          by sombra on Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 09:21:30 PM PDT

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    •  or quail (4.00 / 7)

      or rabbits staked down spread eagle.

      CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. A. Bierce

      by irate on Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 04:00:52 PM PDT

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    •  If it weren't for us hunters... (4.00 / 3)

      A friend of mine, Mark French, wrote this tune.

      **

      Mistakes will happen, like shooting your nephew
      Told that fool to wear a brighter color red

      He was running across the field, looking just like a buck
      I took aim and shot him in the head

      If it weren't for us hunters, all the animals would be dead.

      **

      It's too bad I can't remember the rest.  It's so apropos for the moment.

      (Copyright Mark French)

      "I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they kill, there would be no more wars." - Abbie Hoffman

      by Jensequitur on Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 04:43:00 PM PDT

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