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  •  Oh no Bender, Robot Hell is very real. (2+ / 0-)
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    buhdydharma, nonnie9999

    Here's our brochure.

    Robot Devil: Cigars are evil, you won't miss them
    We'll find ways to simulate that smell
    What a sorry fella'
    Rolled up and smoked like a panatela
    Here on level one of Robot Hell

    Gambling's wrong and so is cheating
    So is forging phoney I.O.U.s
    Let's let Lady Luck decide
    What type of torture's justified
    I'm pit boss here on level two

    Oooh--deep fried robot!

    Bender: Just tell me why
    Robot Devil: Please read this fifty-five page warrant
    Bender: There must be robots worse than I
    Robot Devil: We checked around, there really aren't
    Bender: Then please let me explain
    My crimes were merely boyish pranks
    Robot Devil: You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks
    Bender: Don't blame me, blame my upbringing!
    Robot Devil: Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

    Selling bootleg tapes is wrong
    Musicians need that income to survive
    Beastie Boys: Hey Bender gonna make some noise
    With the harddrive scratched by the Beastie Boys
    That's whatcha-whatcha-whatcha get on level five

    Fry: I don't feel well
    Leela: It's up to us to rescue him
    Fry: Maybe he likes it here in Hell
    Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin
    Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel
    Leela: Come on, Fry don't be scared.
    I'm sure at least one of us will be spared
    So just sit back; enjoy the ride
    Fry: My ass has blisters from the slide

    Robot Devil: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights
    Publishing indecent magazines
    You'll pay for every crime
    Knee-deep in electric slime
    You'll suffer 'till the end of time
    Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme
    Trapped forever here in Robot Hellllllll!

    I'm being tormented by up tempo singing and dancing!

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