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"You can't just pander to Cheers and Jeers. If that costs me the election, then the country can pick a different guy." ---Mike Huckabee http://www.washingtonpost.com/...
Quoth the maverick: 'Forever war.'
by Bill in Portland Maine on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:25:29 PM PDT
n/t.
I would continue to encourage everyone to use their superpowers for good, not evil, even though "evil" now seems to require less congressional oversight.
by Superskepticalman on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:26:56 PM PDT
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or up it?
You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!
by Moody Loner on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:32:21 PM PDT
It could explain the lack of oxygen to their brains.
"There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore." -Carly Fiorina CEO, Hewlett-Packard
by baffled on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:37:29 PM PDT
by Superskepticalman on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:40:16 PM PDT
They need all that methane; good for them they can produce their own.
Not a good environment for Americans and other earthlings, however.
by Superskepticalman on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:39:25 PM PDT
We are called to speak for the weak, for the voiceless, for victims of our nation and for those it calls enemy.... --ML King "Beyond Vietnam"
by Gooserock on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:44:47 PM PDT
That's for me and my doctor to know.
Andy Alton IL
The Alton Weekly Inquirer! News roundup with snark, every Friday morning on Daily Kos.
by AAbshier on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:37:50 PM PDT
Urine-us, which also creates a bad image.
I would advise you to be careful of which public bathrooms you use, if you feel that strongly. You never know which one might be being used by a "straight" Republican.
"Blessed are the Peacemakers" - Jesus
by SisTwo on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:42:41 PM PDT
...or in country clubs, or inside gated communities.
'nuff said.
by AAbshier on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:44:32 PM PDT
are all so very pure in public, but not anywhere else!
by SisTwo on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:46:15 PM PDT
Futurama has all the answers...
"I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
"Oh. What's it called now?"
"Urrectum."
Open your eyes. Open your mouth. Close your hand. And make a fist.
by IfTheseHands on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:15:49 PM PDT
Stupid, but funny!
"It's the Supreme Court, Stupid!"
by Kestrel on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:39:38 PM PDT
Vapid giggling.
by IfTheseHands on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:50:35 PM PDT
In relation to todays hostage situation at the Clinton campaign building, the Feds have just raided Fox Noise Channel and are in the process of taking Bill-O and Hannity away in handcuffs.
Bill-O was last heard crying out for his secret police force to come save him and Seany was calling out for his mommy.
There's still an APB out for a fat spineless guy named Rush in connection with today's incident, if anyone see's him they're being advised to approach him with caution while using a loaded bottle of oxycontin with a viagra kicker as bait.
That is all.....
Ya gotta love the snark!
by Jeff Y on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:46:34 PM PDT
"This is not our America and we need to take it back." John Edwards.
by mcmom on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 06:11:17 PM PDT
On a Republican blog, that survey would look like this! ;-)
hinc illae lacrimae
by coffeeinamrica on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 10:47:10 PM PDT
you or Michael?
The time for action is past. Now is the time for senseless bickering -- My T-Shirt
by Frankenoid on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:30:13 PM PDT
I figure the cabana boy.
Greed makes a really shitty foundation for a civilization to build itself upon.
by Red Bean on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:37:34 PM PDT
I think I'm gonna split off a faction of FSM that believes that in heaven we get 27 cabana boys!
RAmen.
Well fuck it all, I'm still not leaving. I'm too goddamn mean and stubborn to be run off by a swarm of annoying insects.
by homogenius on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:41:42 PM PDT
What makes you think they do housework? This is the dirty little secret about Gay Marriage--most people who are opposed to it have figured out that life with two guys is nothing but one everlasting kegger. Piles of clothes, no problem. Things growing in the 'fridge, fugedaboudit. Of course the piles of clothes are alphabetized and the growing things are arranged by color. But what the hey!
by homogenius on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:40:31 PM PDT
you have just totally described our household. I do probably 4 hours of chores a week and my partner does maybe 10 minutes. and that's when I've badgered him about it.
I used to be much more upset about keeping a clean and tidy place, but then I realized I was the only one doing any work and what was the point? There are so many other things be upset about.
I type this as I look over at the "graveyard" of empty diet coke bottles in the corner of the living room.
by dc 20005 on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:52:52 PM PDT
a household of males, I figured out the solution... I hired a housekeeper.
by Frankenoid on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:58:10 PM PDT
females are so smart. You're the prime example!
by Kestrel on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:40:46 PM PDT
reminded me why the only males in my house in the past 10 years have been of the feline persuasion. I thought I was a complete and execrable pig, but I am June Fu**ing Cleaver in pearls by comparison to this demigod of entropy who has turned my guest bedroom, the downstairs bathroom, and "his half" of my kitchen into something that looks and smells like a combination locker room, dumpster, and compost heap.
by raincrow on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 05:36:03 PM PDT
but then, anybody is a slob compared to my MIL. She told me that she wished she had had the temperament to have been more relaxed about housekeeping when her kids were small; it would have made it so much easier on everyone. She's one of those people who habitually goes around and tidies up after everyone.
So the Mister could not understand why our house got chaotic, what with boys dropping books, and t-shirts, and toys, dirty socks everywhere, and the Mister leaving his tools wherever it was they happened to land, and leaving dirty dishes on the counters (or by his 'puter). That never happened when he was growing up. Why does our house get so messy so fast?
by Frankenoid on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 05:53:17 PM PDT
and unexpected baby, and the only boy, 8 years younger than the youngest girl! The family saying is his feet never touched the ground till he started school. I have tried, really tried, for nearly 50 years, and it is a no go. He was born being picked up (literally) after, his sisters and mother picked up after him. His father, then hired men, picked up after him. He was so programmed by the time we got married, I was wasting a lot of energy. Our daughters are neat. Our son is a slob. Sigh. I tried with him. I really did. Old timer's uncle, divorced and living alone, had a house where the dust was literally a half inch thick on everything, and he had planks nailed across the bottom of his windows so the cows, who roamed everywhere, wouldn't break the glass. Hard to fight genetics.
by mcmom on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 06:07:47 PM PDT
where Jerry said people thought he was gay because he was neat?
by mcmom on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 06:09:54 PM PDT
...agreement to write C&J full-time.
I've been cooking some mean meals. Plus laundry, mopping, vacuuming...and I never ever let him forget Ahm a may-un.
by Bill in Portland Maine on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:42:18 PM PDT
Just got home.
Happy Birthday to my sweetums, Michael!! Three Olives Grape bombs tonight in your honor.
"You'd be surprised at what kind of party you can throw for the same amount of money that it takes to get someone to fuck Paul Wolfowitz. " --TBOGG
by vicki on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:01:06 PM PDT
by Common Sense Mainer on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:18:36 PM PDT
by Common Sense Mainer on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 05:58:38 PM PDT
to Cheers and Jeers"!
by arcana on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:32:44 PM PDT
My wife has been hosing me. She owes me about 3 hours a week of rest. We will just have to take a different view of that honey do list.
"Another terrorism speech by the president is sort of like reruns of Seinfeld. It's on every night and we've memorized most of the lines." --Craig Crawford
by UTLiberal on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:34:23 PM PDT
but knowing that the hostage thing is over seemed important, and I know that C&Jers are not going to be deterred from finding you by just a little scrolling...
by MissLaura on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:38:04 PM PDT
...never.
See you in Austin? Good. And what sort of pie should I bring? Excellent choice.
by Bill in Portland Maine on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:45:10 PM PDT
and will bring pie-proof ponchos to Austin.
by MissLaura on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 03:48:07 PM PDT
I'm glad we understand each other.
by Bill in Portland Maine on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 04:31:04 PM PDT
"We should pay attention to that man behind the curtain."
by Ed Tracey on Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 09:03:46 PM PDT
wide narrow
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