And admit what we REALLY need to do--nuke China, Russia and that annoying perenial thorn in our side, the Grand Duchy of Fenwick, and forever rid ourselves of our nemeses. And once that's done, we need to declare a Global War Against Complex Ideas And Noam Chomsky--because they're un-American and too damned hard to understand! Can we nuke them too?!? (Or at least stick them in a huge microwave and set it to popcorn and run it for 30 minutes?)

Seriously, though, watching today's creepy Bush news conference, I kept half-hoping that one of the reporters would ask the question that was surely on most of their minds: "Sir, with all due respect (heh), are you on some sort of medication?".