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And admit what we REALLY need to do--nuke China, Russia and that annoying perenial thorn in our side, the Grand Duchy of Fenwick, and forever rid ourselves of our nemeses. And once that's done, we need to declare a Global War Against Complex Ideas And Noam Chomsky--because they're un-American and too damned hard to understand! Can we nuke them too?!? (Or at least stick them in a huge microwave and set it to popcorn and run it for 30 minutes?)
Seriously, though, watching today's creepy Bush news conference, I kept half-hoping that one of the reporters would ask the question that was surely on most of their minds: "Sir, with all due respect (heh), are you on some sort of medication?".
Sic transit gloria mundi - ancient Roman proverb
by kovie on Tue Dec 04, 2007 at 02:36:01 PM PDT
an invasion by Grand Fenwick right about now would make me jump for joy!
by glaser on Tue Dec 04, 2007 at 09:40:09 PM PDT
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For goodness' sake, he could play Bush, Cheney and the entire Duchy of Grand Fenwick.
-8.38, -4.97 "...there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." Hamlet, Act II, Scene ii.
by thingamabob on Wed Dec 05, 2007 at 07:45:16 AM PDT
of a combination of Dr. Strangelove and The Mouse That Roared. They could call it "Fool Me Twice...Er...Won't Get Fooled Again!".
And apologies for getting the name wrong. It's the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.
by kovie on Wed Dec 05, 2007 at 08:14:30 AM PDT
© sardonyx; all rights reserved
by sardonyx on Wed Dec 05, 2007 at 05:20:18 PM PDT
Maybe we can get Andy Kaufman instead?
by thingamabob on Wed Dec 05, 2007 at 07:35:22 PM PDT
by sardonyx on Wed Dec 05, 2007 at 11:23:30 PM PDT
He always had a way with words...
by kovie on Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 03:12:06 AM PDT
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
Seems to be going around.
by thingamabob on Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 08:08:05 AM PDT
Hop in that Yugo and get to it!
by kovie on Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 10:27:10 AM PDT
by a national nuclear attack exercize, which would provide BushCo with the perfect opportunity to seize all power, declare martial law and ban all irony?
by kovie on Wed Dec 05, 2007 at 08:16:30 AM PDT
wide narrow
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