Daily Kos :: Comments it's 3:30 am (est) do YOU know how drunk YOUR anchorman is? (hint: faux news)

subtle, but there - brit has gone one (21+ / 0-)

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over the edge! whoo HOOO HOOOOO!!!

i guess what ever it takes to get through the night!

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by edrie on Thu May 31, 2007 at 12:35:18 AM PDT
- Whoa! (5+ / 0-)
  
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  Either he's smashed or very tired. Either way he should've called in sick!
  
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  by djtyg on Thu May 31, 2007 at 12:39:30 AM PDT
  
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  - tired doesn't cause your tongue to get (6+ / 0-)
    
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    entangled with your teeth - you get slower in your responses, but the trainwreck going on in mouth isn't from exhaustion!
    
    [expert testimony qualifier: i have a masters in theatre and speech (production) - taught pronunciation and vocal production]
    
    draftgore2008 and northington 08 DE-AL
    
    by edrie on Thu May 31, 2007 at 12:44:20 AM PDT
    
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- LOL thanks for the alert (4+ / 0-)
  
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  He's wobbling and his eyes are puffy.
  
  But this was obviously recorded earlier...
  
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  by InsultComicDog on Thu May 31, 2007 at 12:39:35 AM PDT
  
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  - when he was talking prior to this (5+ / 0-)
    
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    segment, he was worse. believe me, MUCH worse!
    
    makes me want to tune in more to see if this is a pattern: drunk old anchors remorsefully report faux news.
    
    draftgore2008 and northington 08 DE-AL
    
    by edrie on Thu May 31, 2007 at 12:42:46 AM PDT
    
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    - LOL (5+ / 0-)
      
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      Seems to have a Later-years-Elvis-esque quality.
      
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      by InsultComicDog on Thu May 31, 2007 at 12:45:13 AM PDT
      
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      - maybe if faux fires him, he can get a job (3+ / 0-)
        
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        in vegas!
        
        brit hume's chapel of LUV wedding services mumbled within!
        
        draftgore2008 and northington 08 DE-AL
        
        by edrie on Thu May 31, 2007 at 12:46:37 AM PDT
        
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        meh, it's over (2+ / 0-)
        
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        O'Reilly doesn't promise to be as entertaining...
        
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        by InsultComicDog on Thu May 31, 2007 at 12:49:07 AM PDT
        
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        well, we need to start a hume watch... (4+ / 0-)
        
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        see how many times he is plotzed.
        
        yep, gotta grab the remote now, can't have the insides of my screen scrubbed by the loofa goofa who's screeching over abortions now.
        
        please grab a barf bag and move along.... or let's change the subject.
        
        thanks for joining me on the late night drunken rampage of a faux on-air fool!
        
        draftgore2008 and northington 08 DE-AL
        
        by edrie on Thu May 31, 2007 at 12:52:42 AM PDT
        
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        er... just want to clarify... (1+ / 0-)
        
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        hume's drunk.... not moi! [although if i had to watch much more of o'lielly, i might have to rethink this!]
        
        draftgore2008 and northington 08 DE-AL
        
        by edrie on Thu May 31, 2007 at 01:02:52 AM PDT
        
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    - Just found out (1+ / 0-)
      
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      The chick on American Morning with John Roberts is an alumnus of Faux. Thought something smelled there.
      
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      by dangangry on Thu May 31, 2007 at 04:47:11 AM PDT
      
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      - i've stopped watching network news... (1+ / 0-)
        
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        stomach couldn't take it, nor could the neighbors hearing me scream at the boob tube! (funny how most networks take that phrase literally, these days!)
        oh, on tues., the spirits willing, sugar and spice will be in front of round table on alvarado (4-8) trying to get it officially launched again ...
        stop by! or if you're in the area full time, so am i.
        
        draftgore2008 and northington 08 DE-AL
        
        by edrie on Thu May 31, 2007 at 02:59:54 PM PDT
        
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        PG (0+ / 0-)
        
        ^{Can we wait this long?} Impeach Bush/Cheney
        
        by dangangry on Thu May 31, 2007 at 04:38:12 PM PDT
        
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        perfect - at the moment, i'm in steinbeck museum (0+ / 0-)
        
        location but work out of monterey - am there almost all the time.
        do you come to the farmer's market on tues?
        
        draftgore2008 and northington 08 DE-AL
        
        by edrie on Thu May 31, 2007 at 05:25:19 PM PDT
        
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- send an e-mail to tpm (2+ / 0-)
  
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  tell them the network and the time. they might find it worthwhile to put online.
  
  I got nuthin (-6.88, -6.15)
  
  by guyermo on Thu May 31, 2007 at 01:46:46 AM PDT
  
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  - cool! will do! (2+ / 0-)
    
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    drunk anchors for bush! a whole new category of anchors... for the dead weight in washington!
    
    draftgore2008 and northington 08 DE-AL
    
    by edrie on Thu May 31, 2007 at 02:00:21 AM PDT
    
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    - Try Crooks and Liars n/t (1+ / 0-)
      
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      "John McCain is a grifter and a scoundrel," dengre
      
      by cosette on Thu May 31, 2007 at 06:34:42 AM PDT
      
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- Last time I did that I got fired (13+ / 0-)
  
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  30 years ago but...
  I staggered into the studio and tripped over a cable and knocked the station off the air for about 15 minutes. DUH
  
  It was early Sunday morning and I was still a little woozy from Saturday night.
  
  It was just some live televangelist show begging for money for the pastor's new lear jet.
  
  No harm, no foul I say.
  
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  by Zwoof on Thu May 31, 2007 at 02:07:06 AM PDT
  
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  - if you knocked a televangelist off the air (8+ / 0-)
    
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    you shoulda gotten a RAISE!
    
    hiya zee... morning!
    
    draftgore2008 and northington 08 DE-AL
    
    by edrie on Thu May 31, 2007 at 02:24:44 AM PDT
    
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    - Amen! n/t (5+ / 0-)
      
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      by tgray on Thu May 31, 2007 at 02:28:08 AM PDT
      
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subtle, but there - brit has gone one (21+ / 0-)

Whoa! (5+ / 0-)

tired doesn't cause your tongue to get (6+ / 0-)

LOL thanks for the alert (4+ / 0-)

when he was talking prior to this (5+ / 0-)

LOL (5+ / 0-)

maybe if faux fires him, he can get a job (3+ / 0-)

meh, it's over (2+ / 0-)

well, we need to start a hume watch... (4+ / 0-)

er... just want to clarify... (1+ / 0-)

Just found out (1+ / 0-)

i've stopped watching network news... (1+ / 0-)

PG (0+ / 0-)

perfect - at the moment, i'm in steinbeck museum (0+ / 0-)

send an e-mail to tpm (2+ / 0-)

cool! will do! (2+ / 0-)

Try Crooks and Liars n/t (1+ / 0-)

Last time I did that I got fired (13+ / 0-)

if you knocked a televangelist off the air (8+ / 0-)

Amen! n/t (5+ / 0-)

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