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How much time should illegal sex take? (5+ / 0-)

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And how can the users of public toilets everywhere assure themselves that even after eating the dodgiest of foods that they can do their business within the time limit before the toilet ejects you?

by dantyrant on Thu Jul 12, 2007 at 12:31:41 AM PDT

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- I'm not sure, but.... (7+ / 0-)
  
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  the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that the mayor is not against gay sex, but sex acts that take too long. Well, that and people with irritable bowel syndrome.
  
  Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
  
  by Groucho Marxist on Thu Jul 12, 2007 at 12:55:27 AM PDT
  
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- Nevermind that - (0+ / 0-)
  
  how long does shitting take? Geez.
  
  One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, DC, is we've got these vampire-busting devices. - George W Bush, Denver, August 2001
  
  by pucklady on Thu Jul 12, 2007 at 06:36:16 AM PDT
  
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