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They're going to find the evidence of the Sinister Cabal of Space Aliens & Wood Elves effort to steal the New Hampshire Primary.
President Clinton has a long-standing relationship with a member of this cabal. I believe Congressman Kucinich once saw this member's vessel leaving a meeting with the Clinton Team.
SNARK
by Rimjob on Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 07:31:27 PM PDT
The Diebold machines malfunctioned because they were gunked up with ectoplasm from the aliens mandible membranes.
it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses
by Addison on Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 07:34:50 PM PDT
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The aliens might have mentally zapped the machines. Then zapped them back after the election, covering their tracks.
There's probably no way to get a good recount because of all this zapping and rezapping.
by NegSpin on Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 08:04:00 PM PDT
There where the hell did all that goo come from?
OH MY GOD!
It WAS Bill Clinton after all!
by Addison on Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 08:12:11 PM PDT
2 parties 1 cup.
by nautilus1700 on Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 10:58:08 PM PDT
It has to do with making our elections secure. Now is the best time to get this straightened out before November.
(¯`*._(¯`*._(-IMPEACH-)_.*´¯)_.*´¯) It's not too late!
by nehark on Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 07:42:26 PM PDT
wide narrow
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