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If this is truly KO, then it's good to see you post!
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
by Aethern on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:18:32 AM PDT
I win!
Member of the Drexel University College Democrats.
by IntertubeGuy on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:23:01 AM PDT
[ Parent ]
(Just kidding, of course).
by Delaware Dem on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:31:10 AM PDT
then switched, because she wanted something gender-neutral
It's not a fake orgasm; it's a real yawn.
by sayitaintso on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:33:40 AM PDT
God, how dare you?
The way to win is not to move to the right wing; the way to win is to move to the right policy. -- Nameless Soldier
by N in Seattle on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:40:45 AM PDT
I am God, after all.
Choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. -- teacherken
by Mehitabel9 on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:52:27 AM PDT
And your rampant monotheism will get you in serious trouble with several pantheons I'm a charter member of.
John McCain: on fire, reversed, stopped.
The Music Room.
by madhaus on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:59:51 AM PDT
I've got a smite button, an itchy finger and a very short temper.
by Mehitabel9 on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:05:13 AM PDT
In many different languages, yet.
by madhaus on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:06:36 AM PDT
Everyone knows there is only One True Smite Button and all the other ones are just False Smiters sent by Satan to lure the sinful and gullible into the Pits of Eternal Fire!
I have always resented that the artist should be relegated by the politician to a place with no voice in political or human affairs. -- Errol Flynn
by Mlle Orignalmale on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 01:23:49 PM PDT
Maybe he'll add it to dKos if God Mehitabel9 gives him the go-ahead.
by N in Seattle on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:12:09 AM PDT
by Mehitabel9 on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:17:04 AM PDT
Is nothing sacred????
by N in Seattle on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:24:11 AM PDT
I am privatization itself.
by Mehitabel9 on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 12:10:10 PM PDT
(I need to modify it to get it in orange...)
"Old soldiers never die -- they get young soldiers killed." -- Bill Maher
by Cali Scribe on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 03:58:28 PM PDT
Well Dayum! The Fat Lady just sang her tits right off!
by homogenius on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:34:46 AM PDT
McCain is a Chode.
by dnamj on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:37:25 AM PDT
you think Markos is God. LOL.
by Delaware Dem on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:38:30 AM PDT
I'm just sayin'....
by homogenius on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:41:44 AM PDT
They both have three letters in their names, they both make abundant use of the color orange (very suspicious, if you ask me), and have you ever seen the two of them together in the same place at the same time?
(-5.88, -6.46) Democracy is what happens between elections.
by autoegocrat on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:46:57 AM PDT
since god must be everywhere all at all time... Uh, nevermind.
God is in your spare change, your job is giving it to strangers. - Billy Jonas
by Audri on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:56:58 AM PDT
Keith kind of glosses over the obvious....his last name has the letters O, B, A and M and so does one of the candidates. Just sayin.
Senate passes expanded GI bill despite Bush, McCain http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2008/05/22/gi_bill/index.html opposition
by ScienceMom on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:11:45 AM PDT
you gotta take it on faith...
by Tulip on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:48:19 AM PDT
by homogenius on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:50:44 AM PDT
OK, it's a very small world, and he didn't actually physically create it, but it's kinda like that....
"I beseech you,... think it possible you may be mistaken." -- Cromwell/Bronowski
by jockyoung on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:09:19 AM PDT
Theodore Sturgeon fans check in here.
by madhaus on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:00:39 AM PDT
Now up: What are you reading?
by plf515 on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:41:58 AM PDT
by Donner on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:43:36 AM PDT
One more Justice and John McCain gets his wish.
by JR on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:20:30 AM PDT
You could look it up.
whenever i have nothing particular to say i find myself always always plunging into cosmic philosophy or something -- archy (Don Marquis)
by mspicata on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:45:58 AM PDT
I thought Meteor Blades was 6. Was Peeder 3? Crap, I hate ruining the punchline.
My bad.
by homogenius on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:59:00 AM PDT
MB is God?
by mspicata on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:02:06 AM PDT
I think FSM is agreeable, praise be to his rich sauciness.
by homogenius on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:12:55 AM PDT
in his noodly appendages. Amen.
by mspicata on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:19:56 AM PDT
http://www.new-universe.com/...
The Sumerians equated their head God An(u) with the number 60. God has plenty of time to post, because he is essentially a do nothing god.
For example, the head of the pantheon and father of the gods is the sky god An (the than Anu), god 60, written in cuneiform as an oversize 1 sign (see fig. 5). Because base-60 numbers enjoy potentially endless place value meanings as multiples or submultiples of 60 (like the unit, 1, in decimal arithmetic), An = 60 (written as 1) functions as the center of the whole field of rational numbers. In mathematical language, An is its geometric mean, being the mean between any number and its reciprocal. Anu/An, therefore, is essentially a do-nothing deity, as he was later accused of being-, a reference point, perfectly suited to represent simultaneously the middle band of the sky, the center of the number field, and the middle, reference tone (the Greek mese) in a tuning system. He was fated to be deposed by more active leaders among his children, as harmonical logic focused more clearly on structure and sheer virtuosity in computation became subordinated to deeper mathematical insight.
For example, the head of the pantheon and father of the gods is the sky god An (the than Anu), god 60, written in cuneiform as an oversize 1 sign (see fig. 5). Because base-60 numbers enjoy potentially endless place value meanings as multiples or submultiples of 60 (like the unit, 1, in decimal arithmetic), An = 60 (written as 1) functions as the center of the whole field of rational numbers. In mathematical language, An is its geometric mean, being the mean between any number and its reciprocal.
Anu/An, therefore, is essentially a do-nothing deity, as he was later accused of being-, a reference point, perfectly suited to represent simultaneously the middle band of the sky, the center of the number field, and the middle, reference tone (the Greek mese) in a tuning system. He was fated to be deposed by more active leaders among his children, as harmonical logic focused more clearly on structure and sheer virtuosity in computation became subordinated to deeper mathematical insight.
by LIsoundview on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:03:59 AM PDT
Hey, he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
by N in Seattle on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:44:56 AM PDT
You are number six, I am number two.
Who is number one? (screaming)
by mcinma on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:50:09 AM PDT
a reference to the classic '60s weirdness "The Prisoner"!
I am not alone in remembering Patrick McGoohan's creepy coolness!
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." --Thomas Jefferson
by penncove on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:08:20 AM PDT
oh no, here comes Rover...
-8.25, -6.26 "I'm not superstitious. But, I AM a little stitious." - Michael Scott
by snookybeh on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:35:20 AM PDT
on which god you're talking about. Ahem.
Bottled hot water.
by aztecraingod on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:53:57 AM PDT
by duende on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:23:28 AM PDT
!
donate to a shelter box please http://www.shelterboxusa.org/
by TexMex on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 01:56:50 PM PDT
You are number 6
-5.25 , -6.92
by PresentMoment on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:07:40 AM PDT
which is kind of like a god, I suppose, but not really.
by jockyoung on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:11:35 AM PDT
5 clams to the first person to identify.
by PresentMoment on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:14:21 AM PDT
except that I am not a number, but a human being...
by MiklCraw4d on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:51:15 AM PDT
by PresentMoment on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 01:02:44 PM PDT
Answers, a prison for onesself.
I am not a number, I am a free man!
We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly.
by dconrad on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 01:34:44 PM PDT
set of the village is and did you know that it is a tourist attraction? I visited a few years ago. Very bizarre...
by PresentMoment on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 04:08:01 PM PDT
I envy you, I've wanted to go there for some time. I'd like to stop off at Llanfairpyllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch while I'm in the neighborhood, too.
Alas, maybe someday.
by dconrad on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 05:35:44 PM PDT
going to Portmeirion I climbed Snowdon. Got off on the wrong track and ended scrambling over a rocky jagged edge all the way to the top. I was exhausted but exhilarated all at the same time. My feet hurt too.
by PresentMoment on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 05:45:08 PM PDT
this monkey's goin' to heaven
by snookybeh on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:32:15 AM PDT
That was my first thought when I read the comment too!
I am the Typo Queen. Apologies in advance.
by sadpanda on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 12:09:49 PM PDT
Grandpa Simpson is a cartoon character...John McCain is an actual person...
by wry twinger on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:36:05 AM PDT
He hesitates to post, though, since it tends to crash Windows Systems, which are programmed to believe that Bill Gates is God.
Utsukushii kereba sore de ii
by BruceMcF on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:36:40 AM PDT
But he is not 1 either. See below.
by Delaware Dem on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:39:41 AM PDT
I can't breath.
by jjellin on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:42:56 AM PDT
So would that make God ... an imaginary number?
by Felix on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 12:04:30 PM PDT
Good one. But I don't want to speculate.
by jjellin on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 12:32:16 PM PDT
i is too negative.
by BruceMcF on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 02:28:29 PM PDT
unless you'd like to hazard a definition.
by misscee on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 02:58:59 PM PDT
Intelligent Design is not unlike any Windows OS. Both were poorly implemented and continue evolving that way.
Hmmmmm.
Contact Pelosi about impeachment: AmericanVoices@mail.house.gov
by Pescadero Bill on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:56:39 AM PDT
She made a Universe so that intelligent life could evolve.
What'dya think he is, a biological engineer? That's really tricky and stuff, and requires a lots of kludges ... she finds natural selection to be a much simpler, more elegant design tool.
by BruceMcF on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 02:27:46 PM PDT
User "God" has userid 67673. (Doubters may look it up.)
- What happens on DailyKos, stays on Google.
by Jon Meltzer on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:38:08 AM PDT
by Delaware Dem on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:39:02 AM PDT
all of God's comments ... are hidden.
by mspicata on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:51:10 AM PDT
by catnap1972 on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:06:01 AM PDT
Only available to the select.
by madhaus on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:02:19 AM PDT
by Jon Meltzer on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:33:34 AM PDT
Obama...Hope McCain...Nope
by KenBee on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 12:57:48 PM PDT
just sent God a gift sub. No comments, no recs, no diaries (unless you count those golden tablets found just down the road from my house) and no blogroll!
Werd.
by KenBee on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 01:01:31 PM PDT
under "Jehovah" or some other name?
by TLS66 on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:42:12 AM PDT
Really, not much to talk about, but, well... There you have it. I'll go sit down now.
Obama, '08 - Because the failure of America as a democracy is not an option!
by WSComn on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:38:22 AM PDT
by WSComn on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 12:55:23 PM PDT
America will never again be the land of the free... Until she again becomes the home of the brave.
by Ducktape on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:43:25 AM PDT
;-)
cheers,
Mitch Gore
Wanna win in '08...?
Put your money where your mouth is.
by Lestatdelc on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:56:02 AM PDT
Damn n00bs, all y'all! Get the hell off mah lawn!
###
Tilting at windmills, with the proper armor and enough firepower, can be a productive effort. http://www.43rdstateblues.com
by Serephin on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:01:40 AM PDT
47
Pshaw
"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." - Voltaire
by DrFrankLives on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:37:21 AM PDT
... but was singlehandedly fighting off Dick Cheney and his legion of the undead with nothing more than a dull #2 pencil whilst inventing the blue-laser and sketching out the idea for American Idol after having eaten nothing more than a handful of dessicated leaves and half a stick of jerkey (after not eating for the previous five years) AND saving a troop of Girl Scouts from a pack of cyborg grizzly bears with machine guns mounted to their heads. Otherwise, I'd have hit #39, no problem.
Slacker.
by Serephin on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 01:01:24 PM PDT
I have a UID of 315, and I'm actually Chris Matthews. So don't think low UIDs denote integrity, intelligence, or analytical ability. Mine signifies the time each afternoon when I stop drinking so that I can prepare for my show.
by deminva on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:57:43 AM PDT
by Delaware Dem on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:12:03 AM PDT
(He lets me borrow it.)
by DrFrankLives on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:36:08 AM PDT
Ran a search, found God. UID 67673. Seems as though the user has never done anything but lurk. No comments, diaries or ratings. Perhaps God said "Delete my fucking account, kos." and he actually did.
The plural of anecdote is not data.
by bobinson on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:01:42 AM PDT
by JR on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:22:27 AM PDT
twenty pages of user ids with 'god' in their names: send this to O'Really!!!! We aren't godless heathens after all! Searching for Users: 'dog'....
by KenBee on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 01:06:05 PM PDT
... such as ChigagoDem.
by bobinson on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 01:24:59 PM PDT
by KenBee on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 01:41:48 PM PDT
Props to Mojo Nixon.
See? It's all coming together...
Tikkun Olam...Obama '08
by tethys on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 02:52:00 PM PDT
You probably already have lower mojo than Keith...
Keith Tip Jar
"Another terrorism speech by the president is sort of like reruns of Seinfeld. It's on every night and we've memorized most of the lines." --Craig Crawford
by UTLiberal on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:40:36 AM PDT
And of course someone troll-rated him.
I'm not dating Edwards anymore, but I still call out his name when I vote.
by sagra on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:45:27 AM PDT
by UTLiberal on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:47:08 AM PDT
KO's UID - clearly a troll!
Join the Netroots Nation development of a Democratic Platform to submit to the Obama Campaign
by Catte Nappe on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:50:19 AM PDT
i thought i'd won once.. then #4 showed up.... ouch.
The world will end not with a bang, but with a "Do'oh!" "America is a free speech zone."
by Love and Death on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:06:39 AM PDT
Children will ask questions.
Greetings from Deep Space!
by xxdr zombiexx on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 10:11:29 AM PDT
which gets very expensive
by madhaus on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:03:28 AM PDT
circling into some other subthreads...
by N in Seattle on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:32:16 AM PDT
defines IUD as 'love springs internal'. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!... I don't get it." - Homer Simpson, reading Playdude Magazine.
Don't trust any UID over [insert current highest number here].
by pattyp on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:04:06 AM PDT
by snookybeh on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:41:25 AM PDT
Writing and Poetry at My Left One.
by socialist butterfly on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:36:35 AM PDT
by socialist butterfly on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:42:08 AM PDT
We'd love to have you here again...
"The real war will never get in the books." - Walt Whitman
by otheruser on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 09:38:23 AM PDT
*wink
~*-:¦:-jennybravo-:¦:-*~
by jennybravo on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 11:08:54 AM PDT
We're all: "Keith yer so great...bla bla bla..." I thought distracting and disruptive comments were supposed to be tr'd.
All I want is a pony.
Now can we get back to the fistfights please?
by KenBee on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 01:13:02 PM PDT
frikkin Keith Olbermann is causing this site to slow down. How disruptive can you get! I am usually ignored here on Kos, no matter how disruptive I try to be....I don't screw up the site by having a thousand people responding to my diaries. Sheesh....
And my dad can beat up your dad(at least if he was still alive, he could...)
by jennybravo on Mon Jan 14, 2008 at 02:09:17 PM PDT
wide narrow
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