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"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence" Doug McLeod
by artmartin on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 11:27:37 AM PDT
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... learn how to identify sex partners at a glance (with the bonus section: hide your true intentions). You'll be laughing in the morning!
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Vote TORTURE. Vote DEATH. Vote REPUBLICAN: the party of torturers and war criminals.
by Yellow Canary on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 11:36:02 AM PDT
by Sharon Jumper on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 11:37:29 AM PDT
... but I'm beginning to believe in devolution.
The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty. - John Adams
by Malacandra on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 11:42:03 AM PDT
Free Don Seigelman, jail Karl Rove ~ mission halfway accomplished !
by Dvalkure on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 01:04:35 PM PDT
But I do actually have some dogs. Whippets.
Really!
by Malacandra on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 02:03:00 PM PDT
by Dvalkure on Fri Jan 04, 2008 at 12:44:58 PM PDT
But Holy State (we have lived to learn) Endeth in Holy War. - Kipling
by nargel on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 05:18:29 PM PDT
by Dvalkure on Fri Jan 04, 2008 at 12:45:54 PM PDT
/stolen
by saildude on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 11:59:21 AM PDT
...waaaayyy too much Cheney.
"A person is as free as they believe themselves to be off." - Fortune cookie
by The Termite on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:06:30 PM PDT
Stick it to Inhofe! Donate to Andrew Rice for Senate!
by droogie6655321 on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:11:32 PM PDT
I thought he only had one expression.
The destination is known, and the mode of transportation is definitely a handbasket.
by Philpm on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:09:58 PM PDT
By my count, he DOES have the same expression in 10-12 of them!
GWOT - Global War on Terra(-firma) - Bush's War on the Planet.
by grndrush on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:22:28 PM PDT
by little liberal on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:54:46 PM PDT
if he tries to go to Brattleboro VT...
"I teach Sunday School Mutherf&@#er!"-S.Colbert
by Independant Man on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:57:56 PM PDT
Many people did not care for Pat Buchanan's speech; it probably sounded better in the original German."
by Flippant on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 01:02:40 PM PDT
where he looks curious
he's faking
by Deward Hastings on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:05:48 PM PDT
Or, according to a childhood poem I remember (the monkeys are speaking here, of their moral superiority to mankind)
"Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss, But brother, he didn't descend from us!"
The hungry judges soon the sentence sign, And wretches hang, that jurymen may dine.
by magnetics on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:40:34 PM PDT
of my computer changes and could never find it again.
Until we break the corporate virtual monopoly on what we hear and see, we keep losing, don't matter what we do.
by Jim P on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 01:46:22 PM PDT
Cracked me up!
You should do more so I can stay in thief mode.
by saildude on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 03:04:38 PM PDT
"International law? I better call my lawyer; he didn't bring that up to me" -- George W. Bush, 12 December 2003
by markthshark on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 02:52:41 PM PDT
was I late to this partay!
"If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together." We need to go far, quickly.
by shpilk on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 04:58:12 PM PDT
that says "Kip Hawley is an idiot!"?
"People are people, and lobbyists are people. But lobbyist people are more people than people people." -- beltane on Hillary.
by cville townie on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:10:34 PM PDT
Can we bring that back, too?
I don't trust people with weirdly shaped heads, and I sure as hell don't want to be sitting next to some asshole with a sagital crest.
Si los pendejos volaran, no se veria el sol.
by ivorybill on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:24:12 PM PDT
It's all about earlobes. Forget that unscientific phrenology nonsense!
"...we all of us, grave or light, get our thoughts entangled in metaphors, and act fatally on the strength of them."
by beagledad on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:31:44 PM PDT
I caught an earring and ripped my earlobe. Not all the way at first, of course, but after time it split. So now I can only wear clip on earrings (which I rarely do), and I can gross out every kid in neighborhood by pulling my earlobe apart.
It was almost worth it just for that...
by mmacdDE on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:51:07 PM PDT
Show me your hands.
No laws but Liberty. No king but Conscience.
by oldjohnbrown on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 11:47:31 PM PDT
If they are going to die real soon, you don't let them on the plane, even if they aren't terrorists.
by Jim P on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 01:47:45 PM PDT
if you aren't actually Dick Cheney.
by beagledad on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:29:17 PM PDT
orders to strip search himself whenever he appears?
I mean, c'mon -- the guy's nuckin' futs, after all.
Never, never brave me, nor my fury tempt: Downy wings, but wroth they beat; Tempest even in reason's seat.
by GreyHawk on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:44:16 PM PDT
"search me?" look about him . . . .
by beagledad on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:56:00 PM PDT
"Is this thing on" look...
by GreyHawk on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 01:14:22 PM PDT
To announce...that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
by potownman on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 02:02:35 PM PDT
by welso on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 12:41:03 PM PDT
wide narrow
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