"Here's to you, Mr. Presidential Campaign Consultant Guy!

(Smarmy Lounge Singer): "Mr Presidential Campaign Consultant Guu-yyy!"

"We lift this dearly departed politician to you, Mark Penn, as you pour over your push polls, deciding, like the real-life master Dungeons and Dragons geek you are, just which demographic to mess with next."

(SLS): "Look out! Here comes the kithchen siii-nk!" (crashing sounds and children screaming)

"Yes, we salute you, Mr Presidential Campaign Consultant Guy because when we want to see the dirt in politics, we need look no further than the freshly robbed grave you just dug up!"

"So we stand proudly at attention now and salute you as the dead come marching across our great nation at your command, and then we head straight to the toilet to hurl in your honor!"

(sls): "Mr. Presidential Campaign Consultant Guu-yy!"

this one's for ann

seeing it is even worse than reading about it ...