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Don't you know [he/she] is a [triangulator/empty suit/arrogant whatsit/corporatist]? Don't you know that all [his/her] supporters are [cynics/cultists/communists/corporatists/Episcopalians]? You should vote for [Obama/Clinton], not that loser [Clinton/Obama]. I should TR every comment you've ever made for even thinking about supporting [him/her].
Ethical, open, honest government. Yes We Can.
by mistersite on Tue Feb 05, 2008 at 09:08:10 AM PDT
How dare you impugn my candidate! You are distorting his or her record.
Besides, look at these polls that show how kick-ass my candidate is. You will be so pwned tomorrow morning.
"This...this is the fault of that Clinton Penis! And that powermongering wife of his!"
by CaptUnderpants on Tue Feb 05, 2008 at 09:11:17 AM PDT
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You're right in that [Obama/Clinton] will be lucky to hold even today. [Cherry-picked poll] shows [him/her] with a 99-point lead in [state], but that poll is unreliable! [Other cherry-picked poll] actually shows [him/her] down by 99 points!
by mistersite on Tue Feb 05, 2008 at 09:12:53 AM PDT
Let's just remember that even if [Obama/Clinton] wins today, we must be kind to the folks on the other side. We'll need 'em in November!
by Kevvboy on Tue Feb 05, 2008 at 09:24:34 AM PDT
and I will be changing my vote accordingly. Thank god you posted this, or I may have made a horrible mistake.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society -Mark Twain
by gooners on Tue Feb 05, 2008 at 09:11:33 AM PDT
wide narrow
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