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When I was a young whippersnapper, (96+ / 0-)

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we had to crank our dildoes -- and we liked it, we loved it !!

None of this damn electricity to fire up the beast, no, none of this Paris Hilton cell phone vibratory madness -- just plain ol' All-American know-how and gumption, damn straight.

Get offa my lawn.

by Dave the Rave on Fri Feb 29, 2008 at 09:17:57 PM PDT

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- Up Hill?? both ways?? lol n/t (47+ / 0-)
  
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  by kulshan on Fri Feb 29, 2008 at 09:19:59 PM PDT
  
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  - Let's leave the candidates out of it, please. (83+ / 0-)
    
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    by Dave the Rave on Fri Feb 29, 2008 at 09:24:34 PM PDT
    
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    - omg (39+ / 0-)
      
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      lol.....
      
      rofl.....
      
      so wrong...wtf am I laughing so hard?
      
      by pooh74 on Fri Feb 29, 2008 at 09:33:52 PM PDT
      
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      - I completely lost it. (11+ / 0-)
        
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        My boyfriend came to see what was the matter! Oh so wrong, and yet so funny.
        
        :: wipes tears from eyes ::
        
        "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." -- Gandhi
        
        by akasha on Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 12:51:22 AM PDT
        
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        lshiwumwwsu! (8+ / 0-)
        
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        (laughed so hard i woke up my wife who's sleeping upstairs)
        
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        by dcdanny on Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 06:10:36 AM PDT
        
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    - I'm gonna burn in hell for reccing (39+ / 0-)
      
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      this comment.
      
      News Pundits - The Dopplerless weathermen of our time. Jon Stewart
      
      by mentaldebris on Fri Feb 29, 2008 at 09:40:33 PM PDT
      
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    - so wrong...lol! Bad Blogger, Bad! (17+ / 0-)
      
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      "I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it." Zoe (Firefly)
      
      by geejay on Fri Feb 29, 2008 at 09:49:08 PM PDT
      
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    - We have a winner! n/t (12+ / 0-)
      
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      by Skaje on Fri Feb 29, 2008 at 10:39:40 PM PDT
      
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- You had cranks?? Lucky. (8+ / 0-)
  
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  When I was a youngin, if we wanted dildos to turn we had to attach 'em to the wheels of our horse-drawn wagon.
  
  Don't trust any UID over [insert current highest number here].
  
  by pattyp on Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 06:21:59 AM PDT
  
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  - "Oregon Trail," Adults-Only edition. (6+ / 0-)
    
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    I sense a big seller in the software world.
    
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    by pylonsound on Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 07:40:53 AM PDT
    
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    - It lends an entirely different interpretation (4+ / 0-)
      
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      to the Donner Party saga.
      
      I should not have written that.
      
      Don't trust any UID over [insert current highest number here].
      
      by pattyp on Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 11:02:01 AM PDT
      
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      - bad, bad, bad. (2+ / 0-)
        
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        OMG, laughing so hard....
        
        "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." (Edmund Burke)
        
        by resa on Sat Mar 01, 2008 at 01:27:43 PM PDT
        
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