There is a mathematician who has lunch at the same diner every day and is quite friendly with one of the waitresses who always serves him.

One day he says to her: "Tomorrow I want to play a joke on a friend, and I'm going to ask you a question.  I want you to answer 'X squared over two'.  Got it?  'X squared over two'."

She says "fine", and the next day he brings his friend to lunch.  While they're eating, he says: "Nowadays, everybody knows calculus.  Here, let me show you."

He signals the waitress and when she comes over he asks: "What's the integral of X dx?"

She answers: "X squared over two... plus a constant."

and taking the area under the curves using  interpolation based on fast spherical transforms for the multilevel fast multipole method.  Yeah, google that you engineer...that kind of proof may give you an identity crisis.

Title Tweak Suggestion:
Hillary's Math is about Long Division
Since she's going to pro-long the campaign and divide super-delegates right into the convention sub-floor, determined to leave Obama with only the remainder, keeping the dividends to herself.

Now, how to work on that triangulation technique she's so good at...something about the area of the high-potent-news and squaring off the opposite sides.  

But I think it's more illuminating to identify a possible philosphy vector in use. Consider triangulation as a derivative of the Hegelian thesis|antithesis->sinthesis process applied to politics. Whoa...wait...we've heard of something like that before.

values of 5 for herself,
and very large values of 5 for Obama.