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Hillary and I served shoulder to shoulder back in the 'Nam.
"Oh, TV. Is there anything you can't do?" -- Homer Simpson
by Melody Townsel on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 12:20:01 PM PDT
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She suffers from PTSD for Bob's sake!
The lesson of that history is that you must not despair, that if you are right, and you persist, things will change. -Howard Zinn
by blueyedace2 on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 12:22:46 PM PDT
Pantsuit
There once was a man named mccain, who had the whole white house to gain, but he was quite a hobbyist of boning his lobbyist, so much for his 08 campaign. SC
by christomento on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 12:25:24 PM PDT
it has to be the worst (except for the famous shamrock LIE scarf)
It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment. Ansel Adams -6.5 -6.75
by Statusquomustgo on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 12:27:57 PM PDT
not even vaguely appealing in any sense.
fouls, excesses and immoderate behavior are scored ZERO at Over the Line, Smokey!
by seesdifferent on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 12:37:52 PM PDT
M I S S I S S I P P I (1935) (Note: W.C. Fields = Commodore Jackson) Commodore Jackson: My last encounter with the redskins was over thirty-five years ago. I was a mere stripling. Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: Is that so? [skeptically] Commodore Jackson: I whipped out my revolver... Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: Revolvers weren't invented thirty-five years ago. [sneering] Commodore Jackson: Uh... uh... I know that, but the Indians didn't know it. It doesn't matter - I threw it away. Female passenger: Oh, how exciting - please don't interrupt. Commodore Jackson: I had just swum the rapids. I had my canoe under one arm and a Rocky Mountain goat under the other. Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: How could you swim without the use of your arms? Commodore Jackson: Uh, uh... in those days I had, uh, I had very strong legs. Uh, excuse me [sheepishly doffs hat to woman] Commodore Jackson: , very strong limbs. Female passenger: You must have been full of fire in your youth. Commodore Jackson: I had to carry fire insurance until I was over forty. As I arrived at the river bank, I was encountered by the entire tribe of the Shug Indians. The most ferocious... have you ever been to Shug country? Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: No, I haven't. [glaring at the Commodore] Commodore Jackson: Uh, that's fine. I unsheathed my Bowie knife and [slowly and dramatically] Commodore Jackson: cut a path through this wall of human flesh, dragging my canoe behind me. Female passenger: [collapsing] Oh, oh, oh... oh. Commodore Jackson: Ah, I'm sorry. Perhaps I've gone too far. Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: What, what happened to the goat? [no trace of skepticism] Commodore Jackson: He was very good with mustard.
M I S S I S S I P P I (1935)
(Note: W.C. Fields = Commodore Jackson)
Commodore Jackson: My last encounter with the redskins was over thirty-five years ago. I was a mere stripling.
Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: Is that so? [skeptically]
Commodore Jackson: I whipped out my revolver...
Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: Revolvers weren't invented thirty-five years ago. [sneering]
Commodore Jackson: Uh... uh... I know that, but the Indians didn't know it. It doesn't matter - I threw it away.
Female passenger: Oh, how exciting - please don't interrupt.
Commodore Jackson: I had just swum the rapids. I had my canoe under one arm and a Rocky Mountain goat under the other.
Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: How could you swim without the use of your arms?
Commodore Jackson: Uh, uh... in those days I had, uh, I had very strong legs. Uh, excuse me [sheepishly doffs hat to woman] Commodore Jackson: , very strong limbs.
Female passenger: You must have been full of fire in your youth.
Commodore Jackson: I had to carry fire insurance until I was over forty. As I arrived at the river bank, I was encountered by the entire tribe of the Shug Indians. The most ferocious... have you ever been to Shug country?
Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: No, I haven't. [glaring at the Commodore]
Commodore Jackson: Uh, that's fine. I unsheathed my Bowie knife and [slowly and dramatically] Commodore Jackson: cut a path through this wall of human flesh, dragging my canoe behind me.
Female passenger: [collapsing] Oh, oh, oh... oh.
Commodore Jackson: Ah, I'm sorry. Perhaps I've gone too far.
Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: What, what happened to the goat? [no trace of skepticism]
Commodore Jackson: He was very good with mustard.
Habeas Corpus: The most stringent curb that ever legislation imposed on tyranny. (T.B. Macaulay, 1848)
by PBen on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 12:54:20 PM PDT
wide narrow
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