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that he needed a therapist. He said he had one, so I asked if his therapist had a therapist, and he said yes. So maybe it's therapists all the way down?
-3.12, -5.90Gondwana has always been at war with Laurasia.
by AaronInSanDiego on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:28:52 PM PDT
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...one is stolen to replace the last on and on.
David Vitter Pleasure Pants, by Huggies, sizes 1 through adult
by JeffLieber on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:29:39 PM PDT
by palantir on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:29:58 PM PDT
how does that make you feel?
It is this simple. Vote Republican- Iraq is Forever. Vote Democratic- Iraq is history.
by RElland on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:35:05 PM PDT
And get back to you in a little while.
Sweet are the uses of adversity...[Find] tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, Sermons in stones, and good in everything. -Shakespeare, As You Like It
by earicicle on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:36:18 PM PDT
I break the chain utterly by not having or wanting a therapist. If I moved to LA maybe I would be like Ice-Nine and the whole thing would disappear.
by kate mckinnon on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:30:44 PM PDT
Can't think of his name now. Crap.
by JeffLieber on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:31:58 PM PDT
He had an involuntary arm spasm that went into a full "Sig Heil". Unfortunate habit that, particularly in the American Presidential Cabinet.
STOP. WATCHING. CABLE. NEWS.
by Fe Bongolan on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:33:49 PM PDT
I can't beleive that I didn't notice it was you. I want my user name to be Fe Bongolan, I love that name, I hope it's your name. I Tourette on it whenever I see it. How do you pronounce the "Fe?"
Fay or Fee?
by kate mckinnon on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:06:00 PM PDT
s/he eats shoots and leaves.
by kate mckinnon on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:35:57 PM PDT
Kurt Vonnegut. Although Ice-9 and Ice-4 and all of the other Ices of Doom are real. Or at least potentially real.
by kate mckinnon on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:36:21 PM PDT
The intro from his book had the turtle story.
by JeffLieber on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:40:36 PM PDT
with Stephen Hawking in the title role!
Think you could do justice to a re-write Jeff?
by palantir on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:47:04 PM PDT
if one asked him, he might accept for the sheer humor of it all.
by RElland on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:06:12 PM PDT
of course. More Dr. Suess.
The thing about Stephen Hawking that really slays me is the hot sex he has with his wife. It's imperative to them that we grasp how mindbendingly hot it is. It's like Ice-T, wanting so badly for us to understand that CoCo's ass is real. All real, all of the time.
by kate mckinnon on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:07:58 PM PDT
knowing that you're into hot sex and baseball.
by Bipolar Disorder Democrat on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:24:31 PM PDT
...it'll make your blue bluer and your yellow yellowier.
by JeffLieber on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:30:54 PM PDT
screw you people and your therapists.
by Bipolar Disorder Democrat on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:33:35 PM PDT
HA!
by kate mckinnon on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:34:07 PM PDT
at the bottom: Xenu.
by Bipolar Disorder Democrat on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:50:11 PM PDT
Under the ruins of a walled city Crumbling towers and beams of yellow light No flags of truce, no cries of pity The siege guns had been pounding all through the night It took a day to build the city We walked through its streets in the afternoon As I returned across the field's I'd known I recognized the walls that I once made I had to stop in my tracks for fear Of walking on the mines I'd laid
And if I built this fortress around your heart Encircled you in trenches and barbed wire Then let me build a bridge For I cannot fill the chasm And let me set the battlements on fire
Then I went off to fight some battle That I'd invented inside my head Away so long for years and years You probably thought or even wished that I was dead While the armies are all sleeping Beneath the tattered flag we'd made I had to stop in my track for fear Of walking on the mines I'd laid
This prison has now become your home A sentence you seem prepared to pay It took a day to build the city We walked through its streets in the afternoon As I returned across the fields where I'd once played I had to stop in my tracks for fear Of walking on the mines I'd laid
Hi, I'm drunk and really love this song and saw the word turtle and therefore I AM...ta da...cripes a really large spider just ran under my couch...eh...c'est la vie!...keep posting cause I am loving the rec...shit, the spider is walking towards the door. He seems aggressive.......................................................................................... ..............................................................................................
by figgylu on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 11:20:21 PM PDT
offended, emboldened, maybe you want to smell Mark Buerhle in the sun after he CROSSED HOME PLATE like a man. God knows I do.
And those are just two of my interests, I have many others that I could regale you with.
by kate mckinnon on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:33:36 PM PDT
but I'm only really interested in hot sex and baseball. And my one and only mancrush is on Viggo Mortensen. I know Mark Buerhle will be devastated.
by Bipolar Disorder Democrat on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:38:10 PM PDT
I wasn't going to tell you about making cookies. But those two are enough to form a meaningful relationship on, definitely.
But... Viggo Mortensen? Of all of the males on the earth, you pick.... him?
by kate mckinnon on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:48:11 PM PDT
Are you telling me that I'm inept in my one and only mancrush? It's taken me 40 years to feel secure enough to admit to even having one.
But, yeah, A History of Violence, Eastern Promises. I like the movies. He speaks 7 languages, writes and paints. He does art for some of his movie sets sometimes.
by Bipolar Disorder Democrat on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:55:01 PM PDT
8 languauges with him (his seven plus of course the Language that Dare Not Speak Its Name.) Lick the sweat off of his delicate neck.
Who am I to criticize your love?
by kate mckinnon on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 11:06:43 PM PDT
What can I sa-- Oh wait you weren't talking to me! Oh heh... sorry... carry on!
by RElland on Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 05:20:37 AM PDT
And Dr. Seuss, Ice-T and Stephen Hawking are having hot sex in the same comment.
It feels so dirty.
This is why this diary is on the rec list!
by earicicle on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:26:50 PM PDT
by Bipolar Disorder Democrat on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:46:59 PM PDT
sacred childhood memories!
You're paying for my next session with my shrink, BDD!!! :-o
by earicicle on Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 08:03:36 AM PDT
But so are GRB's, and if we keep worrying about them, we'll never get to dealing with all the other History Channel Megadisasters that we've got to see before a megadisaster hits. Discounting the Bush administration of course.
by RElland on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:56:44 PM PDT
What you need to do is to ditch your therapist and start seeing your therapist's therapist. And then ditch that one for his or her therapist. And so on. By the time you get to the end of the chain, you'll be talking to God. And then there'll be no need to hide your toilet training issues; She already knows all about them.
I'm Nowhere Hussein Man, and I apologize for this comment.
by Nowhere Man on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:46:29 PM PDT
by JeffLieber on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:55:37 PM PDT
by Nowhere Man on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 09:57:25 PM PDT
Can't afford that scenic route one anyway.
Obama!
by fisheye on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:20:09 PM PDT
Just like President You-Know-Who?
Eek! I'm scared!
by earicicle on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:29:28 PM PDT
can get him to shut up.
by fisheye on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:34:52 PM PDT
Everybody knows God is a She!
So maybe you've been channeling Darth Vader or Dick Cheney?
by earicicle on Wed Mar 26, 2008 at 10:45:41 PM PDT
wide narrow
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