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They hate us for our peedom :) (89+ / 0-)

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What kind of traitor puts the Constitution first and the candidate second? :)

by cskendrick on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 08:14:02 AM PDT
- Best really bad joke of the day!!! n/t (20+ / 0-)
  
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  by JoeW on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 08:15:19 AM PDT
  
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  - It was a soft pitch if there ever was one :) (10+ / 0-)
    
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    What kind of traitor puts the Constitution first and the candidate second? :)
    
    by cskendrick on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 08:16:20 AM PDT
    
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    - my kinda joke! (7+ / 0-)
      
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      by stagemom on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 08:21:13 AM PDT
      
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      - talk ab out getting "dumped" on :) (27+ / 0-)
        
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        It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment. Ansel Adams -6.5 -6.75
        
        by Statusquomustgo on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 08:22:57 AM PDT
        
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        wonder if they offered paper or plastic? (6+ / 0-)
        
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        It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment. Ansel Adams -6.5 -6.75
        
        by Statusquomustgo on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 08:30:33 AM PDT
        
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        cool sig (1+ / 0-)
        
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        If we continue to accumulate only power and not wisdom, we will surely destroy ourselves. -Carl Sagan
        
        by LightningMan on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 11:15:32 AM PDT
        
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        thanks (0+ / 0-)
        
        It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment. Ansel Adams -6.5 -6.75
        
        by Statusquomustgo on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 11:48:05 AM PDT
        
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  - Absolutely! (23+ / 0-)
    
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    Although i was literally laughing out loud at:
    
    .....but this takes the fucking urinal cake.
    
    shit, i'm still laughing.....
    
    Obama, anti-McSame, and 50% off all IMPEACH static cling window decals@ gotta-yell-it.com
    
    by netguyct on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 08:29:33 AM PDT
    
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- Now THAT's comedy gold... (21+ / 0-)
  
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  ...en shower.
  
  Kudos!
  
  E Pluribus Unum
  
  by Guaunyu on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 08:24:13 AM PDT
  
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- Keep it going, cs, urine a roll. n/t (22+ / 0-)
  
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  i am jack's complete lack of surprise -- fight club
  
  by bustacap on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 08:33:15 AM PDT
  
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- So don't tarrry about it (2+ / 0-)
  
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  After all, Rome wan't destroyed in a day; it took pee-ons
  
  Well, I guess I don't know what you mean by "equal justice under the law." - Bushy McSpokesperson
  
  by gatorcog on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 09:50:10 AM PDT
  
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- Gets my vote (1+ / 0-)
  
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  as one of the worst puns of all time. Which is a compliment... punny jokes are the hardest.
  
  by mmacdDE on Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 11:22:27 AM PDT
  
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