likes to drink expensive boilermakers while old men are oggling her, I have decided I am going to be piss drunk when I vote in November.  If my president is supposed to be someone who I will want to have a beer with, then I am going to have a beer while electing my president.

Maybe instead of fireside chats with the prez, we can have friday night hunch punch night across the country?  And when my daughter gets to be old enough to understand what a president is, I will show her the picture of Hillary with a shot to her lips so she will know what a good role model is and that she is supposed to look up to her.

"So daddy, the first female prez was elected because she liked to get drunk in a bar with old men?"  me-"Yes dear, that is how we elect presidents now, now put your flag lapel pin back on before someone sees you and reports you."