"How is the mileage on that campaign bus? That is one cool bus, John."

"John, you are showing incredible stamina and great genius on this long campaign trail. What's in your diet? Wanna share?"

"John, people have called you a maverick, others called you a political genius. Which is it?"

"John, I have three e-mails in my hand, asking where you got that wonderful tie. WIll you please tell our audience?"

"John, may I call you Mr. President? Sorry, just a bit early. Now, your personal  tax returns show that Obama is an elite effete, overpaid prig, who has never worked a day in his life, while Hillary and you are suffering along just like normal people. Would you care to comment? And what do YOU think Obama is hiding?"