I understand your attempt at snark a little better now, so I'm removing my HR...

But jeez, just find something else to be jokey about today, OK?  

It's not working, and no one is amused.  So for your OWN purposes of being funny, if nothing else, try another take.

There's no reason to mulish about it, especially in a diary extolling the virtues of this community.  

(And happy birthday)