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David Vitter Pleasure Pants, by Huggies, sizes 1 through adult
by JeffLieber on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:03:47 AM PDT
you know, you can't lose if you don't play the game
(you also, apparently, can't lose if you refuse to acknowledge that you have lost; but that's a different matter)
The Real McCain
by Mr Bula on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:05:34 AM PDT
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by JeffLieber on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:06:21 AM PDT
[-6.25, -5.59] "The love you take is equal to the love you make." - J. Lennon, P. McCartney
by Phil N DeBlanc on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:07:53 AM PDT
campaign for a bit. Obama is the next President.
If I was a dehydrated baby, I wouldn't want bottled hot water from John McCain!
by Fairy Tale on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:07:12 AM PDT
is sarcasm Fairy Tale. Just a heads up.
The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same." Carlos Castaneda
by FireCrow on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:08:41 AM PDT
...say you're kidding.
Otherwise... the mirror you are looking for is that thing above the sink.
by JeffLieber on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:18:31 AM PDT
by Fairy Tale on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:29:54 AM PDT
...so to speak.
by JeffLieber on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:47:15 AM PDT
to use SURE to calm my moldy-grandpa stink.
by Phil N DeBlanc on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:07:22 AM PDT
by JeffLieber on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:09:15 AM PDT
"We're all working for the Pharaoh" - Richard Thompson
by mayan on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:16:33 AM PDT
Sweet are the uses of adversity...[Find] tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, Sermons in stones, and good in everything. -Shakespeare, As You Like It
by earicicle on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:51:21 AM PDT
no need for a condom tonight, honey.
by mayan on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:16:13 AM PDT
Presidential elections make me timid and afraid. Therefor, I believe we should nominate Franklin Delano Roosevelt for president. He has more experience and proven electability than any other American in history.
by zbbrox on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:16:58 AM PDT
to my dispoSURE, it is a pleaSURE despite the presSURE, to reasSURE you of my cenSURE to "Moldy Grandapa-Stink" overexpoSURE.
;-)
"Help!!! I'm being Enlightened!" - TCFKNCS's avatar
by RhymesWithUrple on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:25:08 AM PDT
... I'll show you mine....
Commitment that is.
You want sure, I'll give you sure.
I'm as Sure as the deodorant in my wife's armpits.
I'm as sure as the surety bonds we get on public officials... surety bonds towns get just to be sure that in case we're not sure about the public official we can get someone to pay us back for our improper sureness.
I'm as Shure as the earbuds pumping music from my iPod into my ears.
Broken Elbows 'R Us
by D Wreck on Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:36:59 AM PDT
BO, which is like your wife's armpits. Which are an odd thing to bring up. It's another huge point in your favor.
DWreck, if someone asks you to smell their finger, do you? Does it depend on who it is? Like do you think about it?
by kate mckinnon on Fri May 09, 2008 at 03:54:49 PM PDT
... if I know you and you're gross - no chance (see the best man at my wedding) ... if I know you and you're not gross and you seem sincere - I'll do it (see my step-brother-in-law(???)) ... if I think you are cute, I'll do any dumb thing.
by D Wreck on Fri May 09, 2008 at 05:11:28 PM PDT
by kate mckinnon on Fri May 09, 2008 at 05:40:44 PM PDT
I think. I do know this: Delusional rich people will be praised and lauded for their fearless tenacity and perseverance in the face of insurmountable odds.
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain
by psilocynic on Fri May 09, 2008 at 12:05:36 PM PDT
...complete SURITY I think the Wonderdelegates are looking for before they step in.
Step in? Step in what? The huge pile of shit they are about to make us voters create when they pull an Ann Coulter by trying to convince us that ignoring the populist Obama vote by pushing Clinton to the forefront is only a bid to 'perfect' the Democrat party?
Don’t think that's a check-off box on the quals list for ‘more and better' Democrats for congress and America.
Funny diary, but spot-on-accurate in it's assessment of the SuperDuperDelegates. The fools are living back in the early 90's and still must not think the inter-tubes matter.
Even Ted Stevens knows better than that, lol.
Obama, '08 - Because the failure of America as a democracy is not an option!
by WSComn on Fri May 09, 2008 at 12:22:46 PM PDT
wide narrow
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