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Not going to do it. You can just move on if you don't like.
Joe Scarborough
by slippytoad on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:51:07 PM PDT
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This is the best damn diary I have seen on here in ... ever. Already copy/pasted for posterity in case it does get edited.
And it has Grover!
by bos01902 on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:56:25 PM PDT
I am inexplicably thrilled that this bile-filled yet righteoous diary is on the rec list. Keep 'em coming slippytoad.
by bos01902 on Fri May 09, 2008 at 08:52:52 PM PDT
What the hell am I doing on the Rec list?
Quick! Hide!!!!!
by slippytoad on Fri May 09, 2008 at 08:58:35 PM PDT
Though a long, bitter trip through memory lane for me.
...the White House will be adorned by a downright moron...H.L. Mencken
by bibble on Sat May 10, 2008 at 07:43:41 AM PDT
exactly perfect as it is. If fact, it doesn't get any better than this. And if it does, I doubt that I'd want a piece of it...nor it a piece of me.
"We're all working for the Pharaoh" - Richard Thompson
by mayan on Fri May 09, 2008 at 08:01:50 PM PDT
You need a comma between long and hot.
by blueteam on Fri May 09, 2008 at 08:05:39 PM PDT
by slippytoad on Fri May 09, 2008 at 08:23:43 PM PDT
"You know what the real fight is? The real fight is the definition of what is reality." Bernie Sanders
by shpilk on Fri May 09, 2008 at 09:25:03 PM PDT
By all means.
by slippytoad on Fri May 09, 2008 at 09:35:28 PM PDT
Do you pause during a . . . ?
by JG in MD on Sat May 10, 2008 at 05:35:32 AM PDT
Do not edit!!!!!
by audiored on Fri May 09, 2008 at 08:33:41 PM PDT
I am a professional writer. As such, my ego is far too fragile for me to suffer the removal of even one precious syllable!
by slippytoad on Fri May 09, 2008 at 08:57:55 PM PDT
that your long, hot, bitter piss in Ronald Reagan's face is purely metaphorical, since you never described digging him up and doing the act, nor shitting in his grave for good measure. Once one understands the metaphor of your salty stream, there is nothing offensive about it.
Copy editor by day; typo creator by night.
by Mr Boring on Fri May 09, 2008 at 09:25:16 PM PDT
If I have to explain all that it stops being funny!
by slippytoad on Fri May 09, 2008 at 09:36:15 PM PDT
who's now wondering what a long, hot, bitter piss would do to his rotting visage.
by Mr Boring on Fri May 09, 2008 at 09:49:10 PM PDT
Recommended for pseudopods. damn good writing, too!
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by TexMex on Sat May 10, 2008 at 10:36:51 AM PDT
This diary is a sharp and completely accurate assessment of the big pile of crap that is our politics and seen through your uncompromising wit!
Lobbying the American Psychological Association to declare conservatism a conduct disorder with narcissistic personality traits and a whole lot of stupidity!
by HGM MA on Sat May 10, 2008 at 07:10:58 AM PDT
if you pissed on his rotting corpse instead.
by R Lucian on Sat May 10, 2008 at 07:16:34 AM PDT
make sure to wipe completely with his ghost.
In other news... the city council of San Francisco is renaming their wastewater treatment facility after Bush so slippertoad is in touch with the zeitgeist....
Greetings from Deep Space!
by xxdr zombiexx on Sat May 10, 2008 at 09:51:24 AM PDT
wide narrow
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