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  •  'Stephen, this is Comedy Central. You're fired. (3+ / 0-)
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    gpclay, easong, djalix976

    We're tearing up your contract.  Orders from the White House.  And don't bother coming back to the office, the FBI came and got all your stuff.  Just go back to your apartment, I think they've got some guys waiting there to escort you to Gitmo.  Buh-bye."

    •  Oh, they'd be insane to cut his show NOW (4+ / 0-)
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      gpclay, easong, exiledfromTN, Dvalkure

      Especially after this "hot fucking damn right on" display.  His ratings are gonna SOAR now.  Hell yeah.

      "Anyone effin tired of this crap, yet?" IMPEACH!!!!!

      by smugbug on Sun Apr 30, 2006 at 03:57:04 PM PDT

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      •  AP ONLY COVERED BUSH SIAMESE TWIN ACT (12+ / 0-)

        And that's all that's on AOL's news page.

        So I sent AP a letter, letting them in on what their reporter obviously missed, and you might want to fill the Associated Press in, too.

        info@ap.org

        Hey, AP: You missed the real news at the White House Correspondents dinner.

        It wasn't the silly "Bush look-a-like" as everyone there was aware, but Stephen Colbert's brilliant monologue and short film.

        One more reason I don't get my news from newspapers -- or AP -- anymore. The blogs actually cover what's news, not the establishment spin and coverup.

        So, since your reporter apparently left you out of the loop, below is the transcript of Colbert's speech:

        (At which point, I sent the transcript in the diary above.)

        •  Tweety agrees that Colbert bombed (1+ / 0-)
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          AP ONLY COVERED BUSH SIAMESE TWIN ACT

          Tweety just showed that Bush thing at some length and he and his guest agreed that it was funny, unlike Colbert, who they both agreed, had bombed.

          What a whore.

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