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    CSI Bentonville

    but mine is always really clean because I'm nice to the vendor and I usually up at 4 am when he comes to service them.

    I'm not sure whom I'll be dancing with (if it's possible at all), my normal partner in crime would much rather dish about people behind their backs if I can even persuade her to show up.  She hates my customary Holiday Social and I only go anyway to remind everyone that I'm not dead yet (though people might wish it).

    In the mean time I chair dance to prove I can still groove.

    •  Do you wait till 4am to use it? (1+ / 0-)
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      ek hornbeck

      And do you have one all to yourself? A true vent hole? Or is it one dedicated to the men (do you even look)?

      I hate when the answers only give me more questions (and this one produced dozens for me).

      Who would possibly want you dead? You don't need a partner if you don't go to dance. It's not the Elks club is it? Oy, I hope that's not like my astronomical question I asked you.

      Trying hard not to ask more questions I don't want to hear the answer to (notice what I'm working all around?). I guess I figured from reading above your partner might have football player proportions.

      What grooves you?

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      What kind of chair?

      Mais, la souris est en dessous la table, le chat est sur la chaise et le singe est... est... le singe est disparu! -- Eddie Izzard

      by CSI Bentonville on Sat Nov 25, 2006 at 10:50:50 PM PST

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        and they're unisex, but there are locks so you don't interrupt.

        My co-conspirator is only that, I'm the kind of guy everyone wants to be just friends with.  I don't mind, I find females more entertaining to hang out with as a general rule.  It's one of the things that drove my former fiance crazy, she couldn't stand that she wasn't even the only nurse in sick bay let alone the Enterprise.

        I'm not an Elk.  I am an Eagle, or was.  I had a meeting at the Eagle's hall with my regular club and my girlfriend at the time was a member of that particular local.  She wanted to show us the place, but couldn't because female members didn't have guest privileges.  I probably should have decked the guy for being a jerk and belonging to a club full of jerks (c'mon, it's the 90's, there's been a 19th amendment for 70 years!), but instead I paid the $60 initiation fee and invited everyone in as my guests.

        I think Everybody Dance Now is pretty groovy.

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          ek hornbeck

          I was doing a search a few weeks ago and happened upon a bathroom golfing story by you. No doubt I remember it better than you do.

          See, that's me. Can't keep secrets. Have to blurt.

          Pretty classy once again ek. Me? I wouldn't belong to a club where I couldn't have full priviledges.

          So the usual holiday shindig's at the Eagles Club?

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          This:

          ...I find females more entertaining to hang out with as a general rule.

          Just the way Gems are. What's important is where the ship docks at night (or more to your analogy; who the doc is giving shots).

          What's your regular club?

          I have C&CMF. I'm not a dancer though so I'm just as happy with Cypress Hill and EJ and Soundgarden (or Chris Cornell anything), and Caribbean and Jewish Odyssey, Roxy Music, Alan Parsons, Jethro Tull, Marshall Tucker Band, Ini Kamoze, War... There you go. That'd be good grooving.

          Mais, la souris est en dessous la table, le chat est sur la chaise et le singe est... est... le singe est disparu! -- Eddie Izzard

          by CSI Bentonville on Sat Nov 25, 2006 at 11:54:30 PM PST

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