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    If he's under seven, give him any cloak and tell him that's what it is. So why doesn't it work? Well, it will - when your son is 14. Santa wouldn't ever give a child under 12 a working cloak, however, because it would be too dangerous if his parents couldn't find him. Wasn't Harry 14 before he got his?

    If he's over 14, google the news on
    "invisibility cloak" and tell him that the Pentagon has taken the invisibility technology away from Santa and classified the design. (It's true! They took Santa to Gitmo and waterboarded him for it.)

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