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  •  Don't worry (3+ / 0-)

    It will take 3 or 4 tries before Elway wins the big game.

    Right FBI Agent:
    Don't worry Mrs. Simpson we've helped hundreds of people in danger. We'll give you a new name, a new job, new identity.

    Homer: (Raising hand) Oooh, I want to be John Elway! (Homer starts day dreaming about being John Elway. The ball is snapped to Homer and he dives over the pile into the endzone.)

    Announcer: Elway takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown! Thanks to Elway's patented last second magic the final score of Super Bowl XXX is Denver 7, San Francisco 56.

    Homer:(Back to reality) Woo Hoo!

    Marge: I don't think this is such a good idea.

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