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View Diary: The WH Press Corps should just boycott the press conferences (248 comments)

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  •  Send it all to Congress (2+ / 0-)
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    Alohaleezy, clammyc

    Then we all show up....sit down on the floors in the hearing rooms and explain to Conyers and Waxman that we will begin hearings now.  We will swear in the defendent (Gonzalez first since he is the core of the shenanigans).  WE will ask the questions and WE will get yes or no answers.  As soon as he is caught in one lie (which should be 2.3 minutes into the whole affair) the Capitol Police will arrest him and take him to jail.   We will then bring in Dick Cheney.  Same scenario.  WE will ask the questions and WE will determine the validity of his answers.  While he is in the chair, warrants on his home and office, all of his underling's homes and offices, and all of their relative's homes and offices will be executed.  When he is caught in a lie, he too will be handcuffed and taken to a different jail.  Lastly, we get Dubya.  As soon as he tries to state his name, all alone at the table with no ear piece or Dick to tell him what to say, he'll screw it up.  Since we'll all know he's lying, he will also be handcuffed and taken to jail.  We will waterboard them and "use any means necessary to find out about the next attack", before once again outlawing torture and restoring the first vestiges of America's decency.

    Wha..?   Oh, sorry, I must have been daydreaming....

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