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  •  Two Jokes (2+ / 0-)
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    musing85, wiscmass

    Joke 1
    In a kosher Chinese restaurant on the lower east side (which was once a Jewish neighborhood in NYC) two customers are amazed that the Chinese waiter speaks Yiddish!

    They go to the owner and ask "Where did you find a Chinese guy who speaks Yiddish?"

    "SHHHHH!   He thinks we're teaching him English!"

    Joke 2

    At temple school, the rabbi asks
    "In the Hebrew caledar, it is the year 5767.  In the 4704.  What does that mean to you?"

    "For 1000 years we couldn't order takeout!"

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