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  •  Drudge is stuck on the bad girl du jour ie (2+ / 0-)
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    Ms Lohan. Nary a word on Gonzo's coruscating performance! That would be too fair & balanced...

    Progressive Dems should be reborn as Aggressive Dems and 1) get out of Iraq asap 2) impeach Cheney then Bush 3) elect Gore.

    by Asinus Asinum Fricat on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 02:17:48 PM PDT

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    •  The solution (14+ / 0-)

      We must establish a tie between Abu G and Lindsay Lohan.  Fortunately, I have one:

      Alberto Gonzales, explained that he was not prosecuting Ms. Lohan for drunk driving or violating the terms of her probation for several important reasons:

      Ms. Lohan does not recall that she was drunk.  She has no understanding of any intention of being drunk.  Although she does not recall being drunk, she is sure that she was not drunk, because she has no recollection of it and because she did not intentionally become drunk. So far as she recalls.

      And even if she was drunk, who is to say that she might not have sobered up before she got into her car?  Or before she got to an intersection with a red light?  There are no rules about when someone may emerge from a drunken stupor.

      Anyway, that's what I told her before she got in the car. She asked me if it was okay for her drive home after having 10 Mojitos and a few lines of coke.  I told her as long as she thought there was a reasonable chance she would sober up before she got to the first intersection, it would not rise to the level of a "grave breach" of the law.  And I assured her that a mere "ordinary breach" of the law, while unfortunate, was a "quaint" notion and was unlikely to cause her to be condemned by the international community of nations.

      "You are seeing impeachment as a constitutional crisis. Impeachment is the cure for a constitutional crisis." -- John Nichols

      by litigatormom on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 02:29:37 PM PDT

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    •  I thought Hillary was Drudge's favorite bad girl. (1+ / 0-)
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      greenearth

      He's cheating on her! Won't she be jealous?

      •  You're probably right, she's back on his front (2+ / 0-)
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        greenearth, Nimbus

        page with Obama:

        CONFLICT BUILDS BETWEEN CLINTON AND OBAMA

        Ms Lohan, however, is still hovering above to the left of Hillary!

        Progressive Dems should be reborn as Aggressive Dems and 1) get out of Iraq asap 2) impeach Cheney then Bush 3) elect Gore.

        by Asinus Asinum Fricat on Tue Jul 24, 2007 at 03:28:00 PM PDT

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