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  •  The Rapture has Already Happened (11+ / 0-)

    What, you didn't notice??

    Well, 144,000 raptured divided into  a population of six billion....yeah, I can understand why it'd be hard to see.

    What, you say you're a good Christian? Well, no doubt, brother! Me too! But I figured, being  a 'good Christian' is like being in good shape -- just because we maybe can run 10K without puking doesn't put us ahead of all those other, well, athletes. Just the way it is, I guess.

    Oh. So what now? I think we're supposed to destroy the world in rage, to entice Jesus to come back. But y'know what? I'm of the notion that if we fuck up the world in order to coax Jesus back early, He'd tend to come back really pissed, so I'm gonna try this: I'm gonna try to help the world out, so that when He does come back, it'll be in His own good time, and if I do things right, Jesus will have just a little less work to do. What d'ya think?

    •  i think (0+ / 0-)

      i would prefer not to piss a guy with the reputed powers of jesus off, so starting a war in his name might , just perhaps, be a bad idea....

      Welcome to the empire. life is not a dress rehearsal My record label: www.11mileswestofnowhere.com

      by johnfire on Sun Sep 02, 2007 at 08:36:58 PM PDT

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