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  •  why would he use dolphins? (4+ / 0-)

    On this night of all nights he needs a winning performance.

    (ducks assorted beer bottles thrown at him from South Floridians)

    "now this is not the end, it is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." W. Churchill

    by Thor Heyerdahl on Mon Dec 24, 2007 at 11:24:36 PM PST

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    •  Dolphins because the North Pole's melted. (2+ / 0-)
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      Dood Abides, Halcyon

      Mosquitoes have invaded, Canada and Russia are being confrontational over North Slope oil rights, and Santa's workshop is under duress from the new busiest shipping lanes in the world, the fabled Northwest Passage.

      At least Canada has strong unions and the Elves are safe, so Santa cannot outsource to Indonesian child labor sweatshops.  Not until Stephen Harper can stuff the Canadian courts with Right-Wing judges.

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