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  •  Here you go. (14+ / 0-)

    Thanks for helping me procrastinate. ;)

    Anchor: All right. Julia and Lee, we appreciate it. I'm sure you guys are gonna have a lot more jokes for the rest of the campaign here, 'cause they just keep coming.

    Lee: Can I just ask a question?

    Anchor: Sure.

    Lee: What is Fox News? It's just a parade of propaganda, isn't it? It's just a festival of ignorance. A million people are dead in Iraq.

    Julia: [stuttering in background] Fox News, what?

    Lee: Come on, this is ridiculous. What's the point of this?

    Anchor: Um, well...[awkward chuckle]

    Lee: This is insane.


    • Lee: People at home: Go outside; go hug your children. Hug your children. Love your family. You know, do something with your life.
    • Anchor: Well, Fox News can be...And you get all the news at get all the news you can at Fox News. Thanks, guys. All right, that's it.
    • Julia: Well, I love, uh, I love Fox News. Lee, you should be more...Hillary...Lee, you should be more should be more worried that Hillary Clinton is running...and I think...oh, OK.

    [Lee's mike is cut]

    Anchor: All right. We're also talking about Captain Kirk this morning. And, hey, because it's Saturday morning, we're having some fun.

    [cut to Greg surrounded by women in revealing Star Trek uniforms]

    Anchor: Greg, you've got the cushiest job in the world.

    Greg: Yeah, look who just beamed aboard right now: the ladies from the starship Enterprise. Hello, welcome.

    Women: Hello, how are you?

    Greg: OK, their friend Bones—you know him as Dr. McCoy—just wrote a book on Captain Kirk and the way he was able to woo beautiful women like this. It's all coming up. Stay with us, please.

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