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  •  No, they did not pull this out of their asses... (1+ / 0-)
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    bwintx

    they worked long hours, crafting this slogan and a speech worthy of any bitter old man.

    They sat back, congratulated each other and said... gee, what color should we use? Green. (Like Jimmy Carter, 1976.) That's simply screams new and different and original. That will surely compliment McThuselah's complexion.

    And where shall we present this winning combination of slogan, speech and color scheme... and let's not forget the candidate, a guy who needs to laugh at his own jokes because everyone else in the room is made squirmingly uncomfortable by their tone and inappropriateness.

    I know, let's assemble a measly group of half-wits and party hacks to jeer along uncomfortably with the candidate.

    The great moment came, to release these oral turds amidst the nightmarish backdrop and fetid crowd, and McThuselah did so with a mesmerizing unconsciousness. All the while smiling his creepy smile and chuckling his Mutley chuckle.

    This is the best they can do.

    Our asses beats their brains, any day.

    I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

    by scrape on Thu Jun 05, 2008 at 09:01:59 AM PDT

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